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Donald Trump Is Suing Jared Kushner For The $2 Billion In Saudi Money
Donald Trump announced this morning he’s launching a lawsuit against Jared Kushner to get the $2 billion in Saudi wealth fund investments Mr. Kushner…
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Kevin McCarthy’s Secret Agreement To Become Speaker Was Just Revealed
Before becoming Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy agreed to a secret 3-page addendum to the official House rules in order to earn the votes of the…
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When Trump Complained About “Harassment,” Pelosi Asked Him What He Was Wearing When It Happened
The following is a recently leaked transcript of Nancy Pelosi’s end of the phone call Donald Trump made to her complaining about “presidential…
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Fox News’s “War On Christmas” Content Starts Next Week To Distract From Trump’s Trials
Fox News is finding it increasingly difficult to pretend Donald Trump is not facing unprecedented legal peril, but top Fox executive producers have…
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Trump Is Reportedly Thinking About Faking A Coma To Get Out Of Attending All His Trials
Trump has reportedly been asking staffers if they remember how much attention Kim Jong Un got during his coma scare back in 2020.
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Laws Women Would Write If They Were As Sexist As Men
The Bible is very clear that men must not be allowed to waste their seed, so therefore masturbation should be highly criminalized with a minimum…
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Tucker Carlson Unveiled His 2nd Generation “Tucker’s Testes” Testicle-Tanning Machine
And other Dada news headlines from this month!
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The Halfway Cafe newsletter is a literary magazine that aggregates Dash MacIntyre's humor, political thoughts, poetry, and cultural commentary as well as the best of The Halfway Post's liberal, satirical news.

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