A List Of Things More Dangerous Than Drag Queens And Trans People
Proximity to Republicans and the effects of their policies is much more dangerous!
Kyle Rittenhouse’s mom driving him across state lines
Donald Trump taking you furniture shopping
A gun lover going anywhere near an elementary school
A youth pastor hanging out with pre-teen girls
Partying with Brett Kavanaugh in the 80s
Hunting with Dick Cheney
Matt Gaetz trying to Venmo you money for something
A QAnon follower going to a pizza restaurant
A MAGA fan being asked to put on a mask in a grocery store during a pandemic
Going bowling with Lauren Boebert and her husband
Going to the same theatrical production as Lauren Boebert
Jim Jordan coaching you on a wrestling team
Being pregnant and giving birth in a red state
Believing Donald Trump when he says the election was rigged
Going into a hotel room alone with Rudy Giuliani
Interacting with a cop
Being married to a cop
Being married to Herschel Walker, or being his kid
Living in a rural area in a red state that turned down free federal Obamacare and Medicare money that would fund a hospital within 100 miles of where you live
Serving as Donald Trump’s vice president and upholding the Constitution in a purely ceremonial role while counting electoral votes
Watching Fox News for decades and living in constant fear of brown people and immigrants
Riding in a Tesla and hoping it won’t catch fire
Living next door to Rand Paul
Being in the same room with Donald Trump’s infamous stench
Attending a GOP coke orgy
Being Madison Cawthorn’s cousin
Depending on Joel Osteen or any other televangelist opening up their mega churches during a hurricane or other natural disaster
Standing between Donald Trump and a Big Mac
Taking medical advice from Fox News hosts
Living through the surge of a easily transmissible disease in Florida
Waiting for guidance or assistance from Ted Cruz during a snowstorm in Texas
Being an endangered animal when Donald Trump Jr. is around
Being a child with cancer and hoping Eric Trump will raise enough money to cure it
Living in a state prone to natural disasters and depending afterwards on Congressional Republicans voting for federal relief funds
Finding Stephen Miller in a dark alley at night 🥃
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I never had an issue with drag queens. Met a few when I managed to go to Hawaii by myself at 18. But being married to someone who turned out to be a MAGA was the absolute worse. I would happily have become a drag queen rather than experience that.
It’s a scary world that we live in. Off to the library tomorrow to have a nice drag queen read to me and peel me off the ceiling.