Fun Slogans For Liberals
Because liberals care more about you than conservatives do.
Liberals only want your life to not suck.
Unions and labor movements made your job not be miserable and deadly.
You know who doesn’t jack up the price of simple, life-saving medicines by 1,000% overnight for no legitimate reason? The government operating at cost. #MedicareForAll
Hey MAGA fans: fascism’s victories and inevitable failures are always pyrrhic and self-destructive. Read a history book.
Don’t burn out. Stay informed. Stand up to the status quo exploiters.
The sexiest thing you can tell me is you vote Democrat.
MAIA: Make America Idealistic Again
I’m liberal because I’m not a selfish moron.
Get conservatives high: it turns them liberal!
I support the LGBTQ+ community because other people being happy makes me happy and I am not a sociopath.
Psst: you can still compliment women, you just can’t say anything that implies you would like to have sex with them. It’s so easy.
Read banned books…it’s fun! If conservatives have banned them, you KNOW they’re good!
Higher estate taxes means less douchey trust fund babies!
If we really ran the government like a business, we’d fire most of the red states after the first audit.
From the environment to healthcare, education to labor rights, if someone’s becoming a billionaire, you’re getting screwed.
Thanks to natural inflation, every year the minimum wage doesn’t increase America gets a pay cut.
Let’s try privatizing corporate losses and socializing corporate profits for a change!
Higher taxes or higher wages. Billionaires have to pick one.
There’s no better return on investment than education. America’s next generation is the ultimate startup.
A low minimum wage is literally corporate welfare.
Remember: no one benefits from political-correctness more than Republican politicians because it’s politically incorrect to call them lying fucking idiots to their faces on live, national television.
At some point, chronic corporate climate polluters just need to go to jail.
Earth would never vote Republican.
It’s okay to call anti-vaxxers stupid because they’re helping babies get the measles.
Evolution does not say humans evolved from monkeys, and if you think it does you’re too stupid and uninformed about biology to debate join the debate.
I support the trans community because I’m not a sociopath, and because 99.99% of them I will never meet or know exist so what the f*ck do I care what they do? Libertarians getting upset about social issues are not libertarian, and conservatives trying to get the government involved are not conservative.
Instead of being a bigot, just be quiet!
To all the Civil War historian rejects: the 2nd sentence in Mississippi’s 1861 Declaration of Secession reads “Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery — the greatest material interest of the world.”
Nothing is more American than wanting to be one and becoming one.
Immigrants are better Americans than the Americans who hate immigrants.
America is much younger, darker, more urban, less Christian, poorer, and more liberal than our Congress.
The USA is not a racist ethno-state, pass it on.
Real Americans resist fascism. Wherever. Whenever.
Nobody likes Ted Cruz.
Defund trust fund babies.
Donald Trump Jr definitely inhaled.
Republicans can’t help but crash the economy and embarrass America globally.
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