Harris Can Trigger Trump By Mentioning His Diapers, And Should
Everyone is talking about how he's audibly shitting himself onstage at his rallies.

Kamala Harris should take the stage at her next campaign event and publicly say Donald Trump is blatantly suffering from full-blown dementia and is shockingly incapable of coherent trains of thought, he’s constantly farting at his rallies loud enough for the microphone to pick up his flatulence, it’s a barely kept secret that he wears diapers and appears to be regularly pooping himself, everyone is talking about how he smells like expired roast beef, and the way he fails to blend his absurd face makeup around the edges of his face gives off very beta-male energy.
Is it all true? I’d bet a little money that it is. But, also, fuck it! Who cares? Trump lies about virtually everything, makes up insane and absurd accusations about Harris (and everyone else who isn’t that exact moment currently brown-nosing him) every chance he gets, and, quite frankly, lives in a narcissistic, sociopathic fantasy world of a deranged idiot. Fuck him!
The election is three weeks away and the polls are tightening despite Trump’s increasingly apparent cognitive decline (which is even worse than Biden’s), his unashamed fascism, and the fact that most of his national security and military staffers have denounced him along with his vice president. Trump deserves not a single modicum of decency, yet he is within the polling margin of error to become president again by pretending to be a strong, alpha male when, in fact, he’s the whiniest little bitch in presidential history.
Harris can crush this alpha perception in a single minute by giving him a taste of his own dickhead bully medicine. If she brought up his dementia, farting, dirty diapers, and makeup, it would enrage him, and angry denials would be all he could talk about onstage for the next three weeks. Harris already successfully trolled him once in the debate by bringing up the fact that people leave his rallies out of boredom, and Trump is still bringing it up regularly.
Is it getting down in the dirt with Trump? Yes. Is it going low instead of high? Sure. 👏 Fuck. 👏 It. 👏 Fuck. 👏 Him. 👏 Trump is a straight up fascist vowing to start up concentration camps and racist deportations, destroy the economy with Dunning-Kruger economic delusions, use the power of the government to violate the rights of all his critics and enemies, betray all our allies and America’s national security, and continue being Vladimir Putin’s little bitch boy.
Why are we being nice and showing him any decorum? Trump has been a dick to everyone his entire life, and when he’s not insulting someone he’s trying to scam them out of their money. So Kamala Harris, please say it with me: “Everyone is talking about how Donald Trump is a brain dead gas machine who smells like shit because when he’s farting onstage poop comes out so he needs to wear diapers, and he’s worse at putting on his makeup than an 8-year-old girl.”
One More Thought: Republicans Have Fucked The Gulf
It is increasingly likely that history books of the future will address the US Republican Party’s apathy and militant ignorance toward decades of blaring scientific sirens of global warming in the Atlantic Ocean and Gulf of Mexico in a manner similar to how history books today address the Roman Empire’s persistent political decline. Back-to-back hurricanes have left long trails of destruction across the Florida peninsula and up through the South wrecking cities as far inland as Asheville, North Carolina.
And this is only the worst hurricane season in recent memory so far. The season is getting longer every year, and major cities like Houston, Mobile, New Orleans, Miami, Savannah, Charleston are playing an annual climate version of Russian Roulette. Essentially, it’s only a matter of time before these cities get a direct hit, possibly in the same month by different storms, and who knows which landlocked cities beyond. It is impossible to exaggerate the horror for America if a category 5 hurricane smashed into Houston, North America’s largest oil port, the destination for 2/3rds of the Gulf’s container ship traffic, and America’s 4th most populated city.
…Meanwhile, on the other side of America, Phoenix just smashed its record of consecutive 100+ degree days with a new record: 113 days. Let’s follow Republican advice and jettison political-correctness and call the GOP a party of belligerently stupid, American-killing, America-sabotaging fuckwits.
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Obama mentioned diapers in his last speech when he questioned Trump’s parenting skills, taking aim at the former president’s famously lavish lifestyle. “Has Donald Trump ever changed a diaper?” then someone in the audience yelled out “His own”. Also, the only thing I would like the next hurricane to hit Florida & take out is Mar-a-lago.
It's all true. These are facts. He's a stinky shart factory that applies his make up like a baby who is eating SpaghettiOs. His mental decline is rapidly nose diving and soon he will only be able to drool when he tries to speak. I think the only thing not mentioned here is that he has raped and beat trafficked children.