Let’s Keep #TrumpSmells Going For All Of 2024!
This week’s top headlines of Donald Trump smelling like shit!
Donald Trump claims the rumors about him smelling bad are both “fake news” and classified, and the leakers should be shot.
Donald Trump just interrupted a private Christmas Eve party at Mar-a-Lago to claim the generals used to come up to him with tears in their eyes and say, “Sir, you were the best smelling president of all time.”
Donald Trump just got asked to sign his signature on used diapers by several trolling GenZ teens at Mar-a-Lago tonight.
Mar-a-Lago employees say over 20,000 diapers have been mailed to Trump’s resort since #TrumpSmells started trending on Twitter.
Kellyanne Conway claims Donald Trump just has “alternative scents.”
The DNC is now selling hats, shirts, cologne, deodorant, and perfume products with the label “Make Presidents Smell Nice Again.”
I feel bad for Donald Trump’s future prison cellmate because he smells so bad.
Donald Trump’s nondisclosure agreements going back to the early 90s have included a clause mandating signees can’t mention his “spoiled-roast-beef-esque” body odor.
Donald Trump is “poisoning the air of the country” with his horrid stench.
Donald Trump reportedly hates NATO and wants to pull the US out of the alliance because the prime minister of Belgium told him he smelled terrible during a 2017 NATO summit.
Melania Trump just laughed for the first time ever on camera after being asked if her husband smelled bad, and she laughed for 29 seconds straight before she started gasping for air.
Donald Trump reportedly smelled so bad during a G7 meeting in 2019 that he made Shinzo Abe and Angela Merkel, who were sitting on either side of him, vomit.
Are Donald Trump’s vile body odor rumors going to make it tough for him to hire cabinet members who will help him become a dictator?
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Donald Trump reportedly smells so bad because he doesn’t like seeing himself naked, and only showers once a week after looking at himself in the mirror and shouting out loud, “Fake news!”
A spokesperson for the FBI says that if Trump keeps lying about their lawful search of Mar-a-Lago, they’ll release a photo they took of his closet full of adult diapers.
Following the viral week of #TrumpSmells, Joe Biden has begun his answer to every question the media has asked him about Trump with the phrase, “Well, that depends.”
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