Lots Of Protesters Want To Crash Trump's Birthday Parade And Ruin It
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A Christian pastor in one of the most MAGA counties in the country just had his entire congregation leave his church after he suggested during a sermon that Jesus would not want Hispanic families living in the US for 30 years to be split up and deported.
The Chinese Communist Party has reportedly lifted its ban on Western social media companies for the last week so the Chinese people can see all the memes of Trump being a chicken and eating tacos.
People have been throwing tacos over the fencing around the White House all week.
Posts about Trump and tacos have gone so massively viral all weekend that AI image generators are now apparently convinced President Trump is a giant taco man.
The dozen taco trucks parked on the streets around the White House reported record taco sales over the last two weeks.
To keep Trump’s attention during her national security briefings Tulsi Gabbard reportedly has to throw handfuls of $20 bills at him every 30 seconds.
The National Association of Amateur Tuba Players say they are chartering 47 buses full of untrained tuba players to D.C. to crash Trump’s birthday parade.
Trump is reportedly furious after a bunch of Gen Z teens at Mar-a-Lago started clucking at him like a chicken until their parents dragged them out of the dining room.
So many people have been clucking at Trump like a chicken when he walks by that he’s reportedly skipping his golf outing today.
Mexican restaurants across the country are planning on donating thousands of free tacos for attendees of Trump’s birthday parade to remind them that Trump always chickens out.
For six days in a row a teenager has clucked like a chicken at Donald Trump as he walked by at his golf club.
A new poll found that 68% of voters want Ukraine to keep wrecking Russia’s air force every week so Donald Trump keeps stopping posting for hours at a time while he waits to find out what Putin wants him to say.
Trump just deported the Tesla he bought from Elon Musk to El Salvador.
JD Vance has reportedly started telling his couch to call him “Mr. President” when they bang from now on.
Musk is reportedly furious Trump just took away his federal funding with no warning.
A petition calling for sending the Trumps back to Germany because when Trump’s grandfather came over, “Germany was not sending its best,” has gotten 10 million signatures in one day.
Musk is reportedly going to change the heart “like” function on Twitter to a taco emoji instead.
White House officials speculate Trump got Musk hooked on Adderall.
A sheepish JD Vance reportedly just told Elon Musk that they’re “not allowed to be friends anymore.”
Musk is reportedly thinking of tweeting out that Donald Trump’s manboob sweat smells like rotten roast beef.
Now conservatives are calling the ICE hotline to report Elon Musk’s alleged illegal immigration just as much as liberals.
Trump is reportedly worried Elon Musk will take a lot of ketamine, crash his birthday parade, and somehow ruin it. 🥃
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Maybe it will rain in his parade!
We should use the space lasers to make sure it does.