Milwaukee Breweries Are Making New Beers That Insult Donald Trump

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Milwaukee breweries are drafting new beers to commemorate the Republican National Convention's upcoming nomination of Donald Trump for president in the city following Trump's recent claim that Milwaukee is a “horrible city."

The following are beers now available in various Milwaukee bars:

• “Rapey Donald Pilsner”

• “Lock Him Up Lager”

• “Diaper Don Dunkel”

• “Poopy Pants Sour Beer”

• “Impeached Imperial Ale”

• “Epstein’s Best Bud Kölsch”

• “Smells-Like-Shit Saison”

• “Golden Shower Wheat Beer”

• “Halfwit Hefeweizen”

• “Incest Blonde Ale”

• “In-Two-Weeks Porter”

• “With Tears In Their Eyes Pale Ale”

• “Convicted American Pale Ale”

• “Bankrupt Cream Ale”

• “Twice Impeached Double IPA”

• “Two-Time Popular Vote Loser Witbier”

• “Felon Malt Liquor”

• “Fake Hair Helles”

• “Dotard Dunkler Bock”

• "Mushroom Maibock"

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