Project 25's Creepiest Platform Planks
Revelations of Project 25’s ultra-nationalist and Christian fundamentalist agenda.
The following are the creepiest revelations of Project 25’s ultra-nationalist and Christian fundamentalist agenda:
One of the top executives of the Project 25 group went to a pray-away-the-gay camp as a kid, and now hosts an annual, male-only, mud wrestling tournament fundraiser for his church.
The Project 25 group says women should be mandated to carry “period passports” that track their menstrual cycles and must be kept up to date, and women must present these to police officers during random ID checks to monitor pregnancies.
The Project 25 group’s offices have reportedly been receiving used tampons in the mail after Gen Z started a TikTok trend to protest the sick perverts who are so obsessed with controlling women.
The Project 25 group is calling for all public schools to have annual purity balls starting in 3rd grade.
The Project 25 group says plastic surgery is okay with God for trad wifes because they need to adapt their hotness to keep their men monogamous, but not okay for trans people.
Project 25 group says they will be instituting “gaydar detectors” as a part of the hiring process for Donald Trump’s second term.
Project 25 intends to bring back child labor, reinstitute child marriage, and lower the age of consent to “girls’ fathers’ permission.”
Project 25 has banned its female employees from wearing pants.
Project 25 has endorsed a high school history book that presents Martin Luther King Jr. as a white man.
Project 25 is calling for censoring most sex ed programs in public schools, except for one called “Eve’s Great Mistake” which goes into gratuitous (but surprisingly—credit to them—biologically accurate) detail about menstruation, and at the end is a pledge for all girls to sign officially apologizing for Eve’s mistake eating the fruit.
Project 25 calls for Trump to demand the Department of Health and Human Services give Stephen Miller a grant of $175,000 to experiment on “human centipedes.”
Project 25 calls for divorce to be outlawed, but says presidents get “executive privilege” so Trump can divorce Melania if he wants to, for example, get a new wife who will make for a better “trad wife” model for America’s girls and young women to emulate, and be obedient, quiet, submissive wives “like the Bible wants.”
Project 25 calls for reforming the national security policies on storage of top secret documents and the declassification process so that Trump can keep as many classified files anywhere he wants.
Project 25 calls for abolishing the FBI and CIA so that no one bothers the president with nosey investigations or subpoenas into who he’s showing what classified documents.
Project 25 calls for giving the president a 10% cut of all Social Security payments as an incentive and reward for raising stock prices.
Project 25 calls for bringing prayer back into schools so that the children can help pray for all of America’s elderly and infirm who will lose their Social Security, Obamacare, and Medicare.
Alex Jones is telling his audiences that Project 25 will convert the frogs back to heterosexuality.
Project 25 includes several threats to Disney if they continue casting Black actors or resolving their storylines without the female protagonist getting married and giving up her fierce independence in order to faithfully serve her husband.
Project 25 has unveiled an “Official Iconography of the Messiah” document that demands ALL representations of Jesus feature him as having blonde hair, blue eyes, side abs, and a BMI no higher than 20.5.
Project 25 claims the world is getting hotter not because of climate change but because of sin, and that’s why all birth control must be banned with the reinstatement of the archaic Comstock Act from 1873. Once birth control is no longer offered as a tool of women’s reproductive health, the climate will get cooler because God will be less angry.
Project 25 calls for firing 3,000 government bureaucrats, and replace them with the incels who can’t get dates even on Trump adviser John McEntee’s MAGA dating app called “Red Flags,” because they’ll be loyal as joining a homoerotic, paramilitary cult zealous in its misogyny and racism will give them the only bit of power, (coerced) respect, and sense of belonging they’ve ever had.
Project 25 calls for new ICE uniform funding so ICE can be dressed and styled by Hugo Boss to look sharp and imposing while conducting their raids on schools, churches, businesses, hospitals, and anywhere even on private property to find undesirables.
The last plank of the Project 25 platform is titled “Concentration Camps,” but is blank save for just one sentence that says, “TBD, still waiting to see how on the dictator scale from one to Hitler that Trump wants to go.”
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I found the used tampons to be totally believable. The human centipedes made me laugh out loud.
So how of your post here is satire? Looks like it is ALL satire—but any parts actually true??