The Era Of Trumpian Cringe
30 insults for modern America's worst president
Trump’s tough guy branding is dangerously dependent on his hair not getting wet in the rain, and people not commenting on his clown makeup to his face.
Trump calls everything “the best,” “the worst,” and “tremendous” because he doesn’t have the cognizance to describe nuance or complexity. People who can’t explain things don’t understand them, and his basic, superlative vocabulary betrays a bad case of toddler brain.
Trump’s unprecedented deal making, “easily-winnable” trade wars, and ability to keep us exhausted from all his winning have not quite lived up to the hype of his Dunning-Kruger confidence.
Trump is the laziest president since Warren Harding, and at least Harding had the decency to admit he was in over his head and should not have ever been elected president.
Someday even snorting amphetamines won’t be enough to pump blood through Trump’s arteries clogged with decades of Big Mac sauce to get that sweet, rich oxygen to his brain.
Trump’s depraved, unquenchable thirst for gauche iconification made him a demagogic savior for an electorally declining conservative movement absorbed in an insular, persecution-complexed zeitgeist of xenophobia and ends-justify-the-means political villainy.
Trump’s social media posts are more bitchy than a teenaged girl’s burn book.
Trump was born in the Sumatran jungle, and his real dad was an orangutan. That’s why he won’t release his long-form birth certificate.
The Trump family’s sociopathic sense of self-importance via inherited wealth is reminiscent of why the Western world decapitated absolutist monarchs and abolished court aristocracies.
Trump’s foreign policy only makes sense when you remember he’s in desperate need of immediate and future liquid cash to pay off ludicrous loans he got from foreign oligarchs because American banks have all been burned by his comically bad business sense and crackpot dishonesty too many times.
Trump is not man enough to personally participate in firing his own underlings like Jeff Sessions, James Comey, and Rex Tillerson despite “You’re fired!” literally being his former television catchphrase.
Remember how Trump always says he has all the best people, and then he inevitably throws them all under the bus and fires them? lol
To be fair, Trump has no idea how stupid he truly is given that malignant narcissists have that issue of low self-awareness.
Trump did not have to run for president, but, because he’s an egomaniac, he did, and America learned he’s inarguably racist, unAmerican, easily bribed, an awful deal maker, mushroom-endowed, and an admitted sex offender. Talk about talent for branding.
One of the few statistics Trump is first in presidential history is the number of former staffers who have said he’s a moron incapable of tethering himself to reality thanks to a kindergartener attention span belonging more in an adult daycare than the White House.
Trump’s best accomplishment and business innovation in life was to get so far into debt that his creditors had to give him an allowance in order to pretend to still be rich so they could recover some of their epic losses on properties he overpaid for and would never personally own again.
Trump runs the government like he runs his businesses, which is why everyone in his administration leaks to the press, back-stabs each other bad-mouthing everyone else, and writes embarrassing tell-all memoirs when they leave.
Trump lost the first time by three million votes.
Trump has always been a punching down, sucking up, infantile bully.
Trump is so bad at business and deal making that Wharton should take back his degree.
Trump has no depth, nuance, or complexity. He doesn’t make jokes, he doesn’t laugh except at the expense of others, and he speaks as if he has never opened a thesaurus. If he wasn’t racist and never accused Obama of being a secret Kenyan, he’d have no political career, and he’s a baby daily about how unfair his life is when people notice that he cheats in every aspect of his life, whether it’s paying contractors, being faithful to his wives, golf, or foreign election assistance.
Believing Trump is an “alpha male” would be so much easier if he wasn’t a whiny little bitch about everything, and particularly tough questions from female journalists.
Trump’s critics called him too stupid, impulsive, and unprepared to make a deal with Kim Jong Un to end North Korea’s nuclear program, and they were right.
There is no word in English to describe adequately what a disgrace and joke Trump’s petty existence is. His hair comes closest as a sort of symbolic expression of his lunatic id.
If you don’t count all the hush money payments to porn stars, the forced nondisclosure agreements throughout his decades in business and years as president, the ceaseless lies about even trivial and unimportant details, the omnipresent black holes of litigation to avoid consequences for his rampant illegality and sexual assaults, and all the other shady stuff Michael Cohen has done for him, then, yeah… Trump has barely done any cover-ups at all.
Trump spills out word vomit so disjointed and mentally nonlinear that it’s borderline impossible for editors to transcribe in reproduction for their readers to try to interpret for themselves. That is an unmistakable sign of moronic witlessness.
So many of Trump’s efforts are colossal failures and perfect Donald Trump Productions™: impulsively decided, unprofessionally planned, amateurishly implemented, needlessly expensive, social-norm-destroying, narcissistic efforts to hijack something meant for others and make it about himself.
Trump’s constant, compulsive need for personal validation betrays a crippling, omnipresent fear of personal inadequacy that is unbecoming of a gentleman, let alone the Office of the Presidency.
Most of Trump’s kids turned out pretty weird.
I can’t wait to watch the biopic movies coming out in a few years mocking Trump’s spectacular business failures, cartoonish character traits, and village idiot presidencies.
BONUS: Trump is widely reported as having a body odor most often compared to the stench of week-old, rotten roast beef. 🥃
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Gee, you could only come up with 30 points. His lecherous desire for his daughter is truly disgusting. In an interview when asked what his thoughts of Ivanka were he said, “SEX”!
You can’t get any more deplorable than that 🤮thank you for a great analogy of the old orange bag of pus🤢
Trump's showed that he is completely detached from reality, saying that he could just walk in and own gaza. He wouldn't have to buy it ! The mind just boggles, the entitlement and the b******* and the talking over King Abdullah, he is insane. He looks crazy, beady bloodshot eyes, incapable of sitting up straight. Appears high on stimulants.
Keep in mind - world leaders have to come to the US, if they want to talk to him, he cannot travel, he is a felon. A felon is not allowed into the majority of countries worldwide, and yet he treats these visitors with such disrespect and disregard because he just wants what he wants. I want to vomit. King Abdullah needs to unite with Egypt and other Arab leaders and say NO we will not accept your plan . Even when trump threatens to remove their aid.