The US Presidents' Sluttiest Pickup Lines
Ever wonder how Martin Van Buren used to flirt?
(Answers on the bottom)
“Hey girl, wanna climb to the top of Mt. Vernon?”
“I hold this truth to be self-evident, that I am endowed by my creator with a certain, inalienable boner.”
“Is your dress from the Gorbachev Outlet Mall, cause I’m about to tear it down!”
“Wanna know why they call me Tricky Dick?”
“Your body’s so spectacular I’m going to designate it as a national park.”
“You ever done it on a wheelchair?”
“I want you to do things to my asshole I’ll have to pardon you for.”
“Excuse me, miss, you’re giving me a nuclear missile crisis in my pants.”
“Hey, hottie, you’re just my type — you look like my daughter!”
“I’d love to proclamate the emancipation of them titties from those undergarments of yours.”
“My lovers always come back a noncontiguous second time.”
“I’m gonna have to do something about those weapons of mass erection you’re hiding in your blouse.”
“I have a free trade deal going on with a Mexican girl and a Canadian girl, wanna join in?”
“If you want to get real freaky, I won’t say a word to anyone.”
“These mutton chop sideburns of mine are for holding onto while you ride my face like I’m the Pony Express.”
“Read my lips: no premature ejaculation!”
“That wet pussy of yours may be a pre-existing condition, but don’t worry, I got you covered, girl.”
“You know, you and I could do some interracial stuff that’ll lose us the South for a generation.”
“I won’t stop charging at your clitoris until you agree to unconditional surrender.”
“My wife has made her decision that I can’t have any side hoes, now let her enforce it.”
“I did a Hiroshima in my sheets last night dreaming of you.”
“Your skin would make a lovely coat for my collection.”
“Hey, bitch, wanna f***?”
1. Washington / 2. Jefferson / 3. Reagan
4. Nixon / 5. T. Roosevelt / 6. F. Roosevelt
7. Ford / 8. Kennedy / 9. Trump
10. Lincoln / 11. Cleveland / 12. W. Bush
13. Clinton / 14. Coolidge / 15. Arthur
16. H. W. Bush / 17. Obama / 18. L. Johnson
19. Grant / 20. Jackson / 21. Truman
22. Van Buren / 23. Eisenhower
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