Trump Is Threatening To Release “Interesting Videos” Of Kevin McCarthy Unless The DOJ Is Defunded

And all the other top Dada news headlines from this week!

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• A “MAGA hospital” in Idaho is using leeches on people to “suck out the vaccine” for people who regret getting vaccinated against COVID.

• A Republican state senator from Florida claims “no one was ever trans or gay until Fauci came out with the COVID vaccines.”

• QAnon says Donald Trump’s “arrest” next week will just be a diversion by JFK Jr., who will be wearing an FBI disguise, to drive Trump straight to the White House so they both can replace Biden and Harris.

• Donald Trump promises, no swears, this time he REALLY WILL pay for his supporters’ legal fees if they get arrested protesting for him.

• The Proud Boys say they won’t join any protests for Donald Trump until Trump pays their January 6th legal fees like he promised he would.

• RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel says the RNC will broadcast all the GOP presidential primary debates from Trump’s prison cell in the event he actually gets incarcerated.

• Joe Biden just signed an executive order directing the DOJ to fund “McDonalds Mondays” for any imprisoned presidents.

• Florida Republicans are trying to censor images of the Founding Fathers in school textbooks so that Washington, Jefferson, and others aren’t shown wearing high heels, stockings, long-haired wigs, makeup, or any other transgender-adjacent details.

• Donald Trump just “Truthed” this post: “IF KEVIN MCCARTHY DOESN’T END THESE INVESTIGATIONS IMMEDIATELY, I WILL DIRECT MY SUPPORTERS IN CONGRESS TO VOTE TO END HIS SPEAKERSHIP AND I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LEAK SOME ‘INTERESTING VIDEOS’ I TOOK OF HIM AT MAR-A-LAGO! END THE WITCH HUNT NOW!”

• Donald Trump is handing out pudding cups and spoons at his fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago tonight to mock Ron DeSantis.

• OPINION: It would be patriotic if all the access journalists started leaking the private texts they’ve gotten from Republicans hoping and praying for Trump’s indictment and arrest before these same Republicans passively watch as Trump incites another deadly coup and defend more violence by saying, “Well, many Americans believe Trump is innocent, so who am I to tell them they’re wrong?”

• Don Jr. and Eric have reportedly been calling the other Trump Organization executives all night talking trash on each other to try and solidify support for being the next CEO now that their dad will inevitably be going to prison.

• Amid fears that Ivanka ratted out the rest of the family for immunity in their numerous criminal investigations, Eric Trump claims she has been disowned by their father and now he’s the “hot one.”

• Donald Trump just admitted that he maybe wasn’t the best father to his kids.

• Liquor stores across America are stocking up on extra alcohol products in anticipation of the parties that will follow Trump’s coming indictment.

• The Proud Boys are refusing to riot for Trump this time around because Fox News is just going to give all the credit to ANTIFA again.

• Following news that Donald Trump is expected to be indicted next week, visitors at Mar-a-Lago say Trump is giving off “real Jim Jones vibes.”

• BREAKING NEWS: The DOJ just subpoenaed Mar-a-Lago’s Diet Coke delivery guy.

• A new poll found that 41% of Republicans do not want to follow a Donald presidential nominee with a nominee named Ronald.

• Democrats are offering an abortion compromise where doctors could shoot fetuses with an AR-15 in an elementary school because Republicans are seemingly okay with that kind of child death.

• Eric Trump has reportedly been telling friends that he’s worried Ivanka is going to rat out all the other Trumps for an immunity deal so she and Jared can get away with their $2 billion in Saudi money.

• New documents from the Dominion-Fox News lawsuits show that Tucker Carlson wrote “My audience” on the inside of his office’s urinal.

• Florida Republicans have started a support group for each other because of how many of their Millennial and GenZ children are calling them bigots.

• Arkansas Republicans are debating a bill that would take all kids who identify as gay or trans out of school and put them to work doing hard labor in coal mines until they’re straight.

• A Republican GA state senator claims women’s vaginas can bite off men’s penises, and then slowly digest them over several days.

• The militia group “Oath Keepers” say if Trump gets indicted and arrested in Florida under Ron DeSantis’s watch, they’re going to break into the Florida Capitol and riot while chanting “Hang Ron DeSantis.”

• Donald Trump is trying to convince the RNC to host the Republican National Convention at Mar-a-Lago so, if Ron DeSantis wins the primary, Trump can call the police to escort DeSantis off his property before he can accept the nomination.

• Rudy Giuliani told Fox News tonight that he isn’t a drunk, but he did think it was still 2021.

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