Trump Wants To Take A Submersible To See The Titanic
And this week's other Dada News headlines!
Donald Trump is reportedly interested in going on a submersible expedition down to see the Titanic wreckage, and has been telling friends that, if anything goes wrong, no one knows more about deep sea diving than him.
Donald Trump reportedly wants Grindr to leak to him all the Republicans who have accounts so he can blackmail them if he’s elected again.
Several billboards in Milwaukee now have ads up ahead of the Republican National Convention from a mysterious women’s group called “The Cliterati” that say, “Women will abort Project 2025.”
Lara Trump is reportedly going to be featured on Kanye West’s next album.
A bar in Milwaukee has put up a huge piñata of Donald Trump ahead of the GOP Convention, and drinkers get one hit with a wiffle ball bat every time they order a “Pabst Your Jail Time” drink special, consisting of a PBR beer and shot of an orange flavored Russian vodka.
Donald Trump actually died a week ago, but the media has been so busy covering Biden being old that they didn’t notice.
The Heritage Foundation executives who wrote Project 2025’s blueprint for allowing Donald Trump to take fascist power claim their recent bulk purchase of guillotines is “merely for decorative purposes.”
The Heritage Foundation executives who wrote Project 2025’s blueprint for allowing Donald Trump to take fascist power claim their recent bulk purchase of guillotines is “merely for decorative purposes.”
One of the authors of Project 2025 says voters should think of it as “Jim Crow for women.”
Project 2025 has unveiled an “Official Iconography of the Messiah” document that demands ALL public representations of Jesus feature him as having blonde hair, blue eyes, side abs, and a BMI no higher than 20.5.
The Project 2025 group says women should be mandated to carry “period passports” that track their menstrual cycles and must be kept up to date, and women must present these to police officers during random ID checks to monitor pregnancies.
The Project 2025 group’s offices have reportedly been receiving used tampons in the mail after Gen Z started a TikTok trend to protest the sick perverts who are so obsessed with controlling women.
Lara Trump is reportedly going to perform five of her new songs live at the Republican National Convention in August.
The staff at the Mar-a-Lago 4th of July celebration reportedly made all attendees sign a non-disclosure agreement after Lara Trump sang the National Anthem.
BREAKING NEWS: A homophobic televangelist from Arkansas just had an epiphany that maybe it’s weird he thinks about gay sex constantly, and he should maybe focus on some other subjects.
Donald Trump says he, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un will have a “bros summit” at Mar-a-Lago if he is reelected.
Eric Trump is reportedly the first brave Trump family member to tell his dad that for the good of the country he should step down and drop his candidacy for president and retire.
Joe Biden says Trump is right that crime is too high, so tomorrow morning he’s going to direct the FBI to raid Trump Tower and recover the remaining classified documents Trump stole.
Joe Biden’s lawless administration has skyrocketed crime in Lauren Boebert’s family, overcoming her tireless Christian parenting.
Donald Trump says his plummeting $DJT stock is not a pump & dump scheme, so that’s why conservatives need to start investing much more ahead of the date on which he can legally sell his shares.
Donald Trump claimed on Fox News that no president did more for Black employment than him because of how many Black people he pays to show up at his campaign rallies.
Lara Trump says she has a “Trump brain” so she doesn’t need to use Excel spreadsheets for managing the RNC’s funds.
After Donald Trump watched a Biden campaign video of the 30+ of his former cabinet members and national security officials criticizing him and refusing to endorse him this year, he claimed his first administration was “rigged against him.”
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Is this “Two Truths and a Lie”? It feels like it
Please put him in a submersible from all the movies we seen, oops the tin can imploded… back to the drawing board 😁