Local Miami resident Hank Champman turned 70 years old today, and says he’s old enough now to convert from Democrat to Republican, and become a grumpy geezer who hates change. “They always say that people start off as bleeding heart liberals, and then become heartless conservatives when they get older,” said Champman, “and, now that I’m 70, I suppose it’s my turn to keep up this timeless tradition. So, from now on, I’m gonna start publicly ranting to anyone around me about ethnic and religious minorities, feminists, Millennials, Gen Z, the volume of my neighbors’ music, diner waitresses who should smile more, craft beer, people who dye their hair, gender-crossing fashion statements, food not being hot enough or having enough salt, social media beyond Facebook, electric cars, QR codes, all the apps I have to download now to do anything, and everything new that didn’t exist when I was kid!”
As if!! 🤣😂 I’m 75 creaking joints old and if anything I’m becoming MORE of a Progressive, MORE of a feminist, MORE Mexican as my waning days go by. My sons are appalled- “Whatev”.
He also should start complaining about his goiter, how today's MLB players aren't as tough as back in the 1930s, how kids don't show him respect at Thanksgiving dinner.
As if!! 🤣😂 I’m 75 creaking joints old and if anything I’m becoming MORE of a Progressive, MORE of a feminist, MORE Mexican as my waning days go by. My sons are appalled- “Whatev”.
Thank you! I'm 64 and get better at being a liberal every year 🎉
Prozac Anyone?
Or Tequila
I’m 71 and waiting to turn Republican any day now.
Hilarious.
He also should start complaining about his goiter, how today's MLB players aren't as tough as back in the 1930s, how kids don't show him respect at Thanksgiving dinner.
He should buy a pair of $400 athletic shoes and a $60 Bible too!
His family needs to get him to a dr for an evaluation. That’s a radical change.
😂😂😂😂
Not easy being a Republican! Requires a complete personality change!
Excellent, fact filled documentation on how to Republican after 70.
Hahahaha! Does the old guy exist, making fun of Republicans, or is this a complete satire? I hope he exists. Irony is obvious!
Hope it's a satire, please, please or it's hopelessly idiotic.
ARE THESE NEW COMICS FOR THE CLUE GENERATION? RACE IS AN ABBREVIATION WORD.
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I'm 76. Love the article. God help us. Please.
FTG. Asshole.