Lol that's my specialty: halfway real news. I balance right on the line between believability and absurdity... which is much tougher than it seems because how unintentionally absurd Trump and MAGA are in real life! :D
I'm glad my coffee was getting cold when I read your post this morning ☕ oh my goodness, Halalariously Spot On 🍄👈🤣 Thank You, for another knee slapper, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍😂🤣
This is so good, because it's 100% true and factual and also has good science and journalistic integrity. It upholds the Fairness Doctrine because it is so accurate! Thank you for bringing us REAL not FAKE news!
😂sooooo funny! Wish it could be read in the Times😄
Any sexual health scientists out there are free to use my idea! :D
My favorite part: annoyingly sometimes comes back after lying dormant for up to four years.
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Just like the STD's namesake :D
I have a love/hate relationship with you @halfway café. Your headlines are actually believable then I realize it’s not true. 😭😂
Lol that's my specialty: halfway real news. I balance right on the line between believability and absurdity... which is much tougher than it seems because how unintentionally absurd Trump and MAGA are in real life! :D
This is beyond, hysterically funny… Repost EVERYWHERE!!!
Thanks so much! Comedy is the only thing that will get us mentally through the next four years! :D
You’re not kidding!!!
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Thanks! :D
Little Donny Drippy-Dick!
By far the funniest post ever! Made my day.
Success! Thanks for reading my work! :D
I'm glad my coffee was getting cold when I read your post this morning ☕ oh my goodness, Halalariously Spot On 🍄👈🤣 Thank You, for another knee slapper, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍😂🤣
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Lmao! That’s hilarious!
Thanks! I've got lots more comedy on my page to check out :D
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Is the treatment currently covered under Medicaid and Medicare?
Only if you're a Democrat. Republicans tend to like the orange coloration, and don't seek treatment.
🤣 🍄 😂 perfect! So funny 😆
Thank you so much! :D
This is so good, because it's 100% true and factual and also has good science and journalistic integrity. It upholds the Fairness Doctrine because it is so accurate! Thank you for bringing us REAL not FAKE news!
Name diseases after Donald J Trump. Donald J. Trump Measles.
Omg! This was the best thing to read after waking up (I work nights) I am still laughing !!!!!! 🙌🙌🤣🤣
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