Brilliant work on weaponizing absurdism here. The part about Minneapolis cops ticketing ICE agents for jaywalking is genius becuase it flips the compliance narrative right back on them. I've seen similar tactics work in real protests where institutional contradictions get exposed through simple mirroring. The dadaist approach actualyl prevents the usual defenses people throw up against straight political critique.
And seriously .....when a couple of prostitutes were killed and buried in the empty lot amongst 280 acres beyond our property . The FBI came and started looking for #2 after finding the grave of #1. We knew the kid that killed them (another long story of a prostitute ring that preyed off of deaf men and supplying them with pagers so the pimp could supply what these vulnerable men needed) the poor guy was so worried about his mom finding out....he had no choice, these girls and their pimp were embezzeling all of his money . So when this all came about we knew we had seen his truck out on hill in Dec (4 months before his arrest ) and figured where the first body had been buried ) but whole the FBI was searching for 2 days for other hooker ,the FBI had body helicopters over this land for 36 hours straight ... at the time it was driving us crazy ...I asked them how long are you going to keep all this up? The head guy said if theres any bodies well eventually find them .???? I told him theres a Indian burial ground out there too....but if after 36 hours you haven't figured out where those bodies are ...and you obviously haven't....your wasting your time and tax payers money (as well as driving us nuts) They were all just a bunch of dummies .....They found the other body about a week later when someone reported a body found in another town about 7 miles away. So obviously the tactics of the heli copter were useless at finding cold bodies. Someday I'll write a book about this unbelievable situation .
This reads like late-stage empire coping via absurdism. When reality is this grotesque, comedy stops being exaggeration and turns into a pressure valve. You’re not inventing insanity here. You’re just cataloging it faster than historians will want to admit later.
Patrons attending Melania screening on Castro Street in SF were told that Amazon had a BOGO on condoms after 10p. Reports said to watch your step before seating 🤔.
I heard that a great many of these hookups were with the theater seats.
JD Vance ravaged an entire row just by himself.
Hmm empty theater, darkened room, soft music, mood getting hot and excited , then..... that face! That fucking face! Whelp there goes that erection.
I know this is satire, but are we sure it's not also factual 🤔
Could be.
No guarantees.
Caveat lector.
(Reader beware.)
Thanks for the laughs. The first time I read your Substack I didn’t get it was satire. That was just last year
Brilliant work on weaponizing absurdism here. The part about Minneapolis cops ticketing ICE agents for jaywalking is genius becuase it flips the compliance narrative right back on them. I've seen similar tactics work in real protests where institutional contradictions get exposed through simple mirroring. The dadaist approach actualyl prevents the usual defenses people throw up against straight political critique.
And seriously .....when a couple of prostitutes were killed and buried in the empty lot amongst 280 acres beyond our property . The FBI came and started looking for #2 after finding the grave of #1. We knew the kid that killed them (another long story of a prostitute ring that preyed off of deaf men and supplying them with pagers so the pimp could supply what these vulnerable men needed) the poor guy was so worried about his mom finding out....he had no choice, these girls and their pimp were embezzeling all of his money . So when this all came about we knew we had seen his truck out on hill in Dec (4 months before his arrest ) and figured where the first body had been buried ) but whole the FBI was searching for 2 days for other hooker ,the FBI had body helicopters over this land for 36 hours straight ... at the time it was driving us crazy ...I asked them how long are you going to keep all this up? The head guy said if theres any bodies well eventually find them .???? I told him theres a Indian burial ground out there too....but if after 36 hours you haven't figured out where those bodies are ...and you obviously haven't....your wasting your time and tax payers money (as well as driving us nuts) They were all just a bunch of dummies .....They found the other body about a week later when someone reported a body found in another town about 7 miles away. So obviously the tactics of the heli copter were useless at finding cold bodies. Someday I'll write a book about this unbelievable situation .
Melania really likes the closeted gay guys doesnt she .......but not the open ones ??? She's knows what we know but won't admit, We're all right ....
This reads like late-stage empire coping via absurdism. When reality is this grotesque, comedy stops being exaggeration and turns into a pressure valve. You’re not inventing insanity here. You’re just cataloging it faster than historians will want to admit later.
https://open.substack.com/pub/jimstewartson/p/the-cabal-is-real-epsteins-project?r=5a5n7z&utm_medium=ios&shareImageVariant=overlay
I can’t afford coffee, either.
Patrons attending Melania screening on Castro Street in SF were told that Amazon had a BOGO on condoms after 10p. Reports said to watch your step before seating 🤔.
The movie theater on 42d street in NY that showed Melania was told to order extra toilet paper.