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Jen C's avatar

Is this an actual excerpt or is it satire? Honest question.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

lol it’s satire… it’s kind of crazy to me that this one doesn’t ring more comedy bells to people that Hawley would ever really publish this about himself ha

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Jen C's avatar

I work in a field with very disturbed people and find it crazy that anyone would find something this graphic to be humorous, and I do love satire and humor. There’s so much unbelievable shit happening that almost nothing that’s reported about the current administration is surprising-and I find it reckless to publish anything that some will run with and claim is fact.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

My comedy is not for everyone lol ...I don't think me choosing to stop publishing my satire will fix the problems of the media being too lazy or corrupt to report on the real deranged excesses of the Trump Administration and the bigotry of the MAGA movement. Many of my readers tell me my comedy helps them smile and get through the day of doomscrolling, and writing this certainly helps me. It may be recklessly posted, but I label all my work clearly as satire and comedy on all my profiles and bios... and after 8 years of Trump lying nonstop and subjecting us to all variety of absurdities, controversies, and needless chaos, I'm very interested in fighting back with absurdities of my own.

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Kathy H's avatar

Perfect explanation of how the world revolves around the penis! The revelation we have all been waiting for, the desperate struggle for the very soul at the mercy of dicks. Bravo.

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Vincent's avatar

Wankers talk about themselves all the time

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Gary R. Eddings's avatar

Gosh Josh....pull over!😂😂😂

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Dinese Beckert's avatar

OK that's it. Josh Hawley literally masterbated with BIBLES, LOTS OF THEM, TREES, SINTER BLOCKS OMG SO MANY THINGS!!!

Hawley is SICK and if ANYONE thinks this jerk off, PUN INTENDED, stopped doing that years ago, you. are. mistaken.

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MCSparks's avatar

There are many things I wanted to read today. Hawley sharing how Satan (my boss) forced him to play with his tiny little appendage was a Ding-A-Ling to far. When he gets to Hell, if he thinks the boss was hard on him, wait until he's mine, for all eternity.

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Dawn's avatar

Don't leave socks around Hawely never know what he wants to do with socks.

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athena farina's avatar

Oh my! You are one craven, funny dude😂

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athena farina's avatar

Sorry, I didn't mean craven, I meant audacious

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

lol no offense taken

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Dwight Hare's avatar

Dude needs some lube

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Karen Scofield's avatar

My Goodness, Josh sounds like he's got a Personal Problem 😲 Thanks for the Hallarious read this morning ☕ and will reStack ASAP 💯👍😂🤣

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Gretchen Getsinger's avatar

Uggh!!! TMI

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heyjude 😎🩷's avatar

He clearly has issues and is basically a closet sex offender!! Horrible scumbag

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Anna Fox-Rothman's avatar

Wt actual f? That's tmi and honestly sounds like he may have been molested.

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Dana Ciolfi's avatar

Omg I just threw up in my mouth

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Teehee

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Jodi's avatar

I got a solid 3/4 of the way through before I started screaming this has to be satire. 🤣🤣🤣

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Good call! Glad I tricked you for a little bit :D

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Amy Cohen's avatar

Fantastic Valentine’s Day gift! JUST IN TIME!

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