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B L's avatar

When you put it this way it’s all even more ridiculous than anyone could imagine. Humor helps 😊

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Mindy's avatar

Poor men. I say seriously

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Sooz 🇮🇪☘️🇦🇺🦘's avatar

Since masturbation is criminalised, I presume it will be mandatory for all men and boys to be fitted with a penile sensor to monitor for any unauthorised ejaculation and determine if it was the result of naturally occurring nocturnal emissions or illegal activity?

With today’s technology, the information can be sent to authorities in real time so law enforcement will have no problem finding and arresting the perps.

I’d also suggest that since child support starts at conception but most women won’t know they’re pregnant for at least two weeks after that, men should be required to pay those weeks worth of child support payments into a trust until its confirmed no egg has been fertilised. Once it’s confirmed, a request can submitted to the trust to have those payments refunded (in approximately 8-10 working days).

This would apply every time a man has sex, even if it’s with the same woman every time, since the 2 week waiting period begins with every ejaculation.

The immediate reduction in the number of abortions would justify any costs involved.

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Dana Skerbetz's avatar

If only the National Dems had the spine to do this... or anything at this point.

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Kay-El's avatar

Do I automatically get these benefits or do I have to sign up?

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Brenda Schlossberg's avatar

Love this!!!!

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Lawrence Boesch's avatar

They should have like a jail sentence for rapists

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Melissa Milford's avatar

Why wait?

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Denny Wallace's avatar

A year prison sentence for masturbation would essentially be a life sentence. :D

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Marilyn Egan's avatar

A lively discussion might commence on a worthy cause. See how they like it in their elitist superiority.

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