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Cindy Hinson's avatar

I love how these all have a little bit of truth in them.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🥰 my specialty is halfway real news!

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Dianne K's avatar

Hoping for “Breaking News…”

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🤞

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Robert Riggs's avatar

Don't!, it could be WWIII, to prove no more chickening out!

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Thea K Scott's avatar

So sad about that blood pressure thingy. Ouch! 🤪

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Barbara Guariglio's avatar

#TRUMPALWAYSCHICKENSOUT 🐓

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Ghost Of WU's avatar

Getting Chicken Donny Boy’s goat and leading it around is so funny! These are my first reads of the day. Brilliant babe! I’m going to check out your books today. 🧡

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🥰 Thanks so much! I hope you enjoy them... if you love jokes about Trump being an idiot man-child, my books have to be more full of them than any other book on the market!

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Ghost Of WU's avatar

I look forward to reading. I love to read your satire and to make fun of the dotard. Peace lovely!

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William McF's avatar

Wouldn’t it be a shame if Trump was to all of a sudden drop dead due to having super high blood pressure!

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MT's avatar

Bock🐓 Bock 🐓Boocckkkk! 🐓

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Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

Cackle! Squawk! Loser Taco Don! Loser Taco Don! Loser Taco Don! Cock-a-doodle-doo.!!!!!

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Julia Flanders's avatar

The reason the orange dictator never reads his daily reports is most likely because HE CANNOT READ anything with big words or long sentences and paragraphs. Social media was made for him….

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Camm's avatar

Excellent

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Nancy Olson's avatar

Baaaaaaaak bak bak bakak 🐓

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Colleen L.'s avatar

Should be continue to say Taco Tuesdays or Trump Tuesdays? 🤣

🌮🐓🌮🐓🌮

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protosonic17's avatar

Good

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Dot Chick's avatar

Vlad is ghosting TACO MAN. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Kathlyn's avatar

My first thought on hearing the “TACO trades” story was: someone needs to get a fleet of taco trucks to park around the White House. Better yet, Mar-a-Lardo! (They’d be more likely to make some sales down there in the sunshine)

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Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

Dash, may your Halfway news becomes the social truth…SOON.

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