Thanks for the laugh. Very amusing. I'm going to follow the thread to see who says, the bruise on his hand if from Demarks lady stabbing his hand with her fork.
I love your writing but I just can’t handle satire right now. I got half way thru ( the pancakes) when I realized this isn’t true. I did love the pancake story. It’s just simply that nothing is beneath him. I think he destroyed my forever fun sense of humor. But thank you..very clever.
I think the only way to fight back is laugh at him. Writing these jokes that reference important news events, and imply certain reactions to them is maybe the only thing keeping me sane. Without comedy I might have to totally check out, but that lets the fascists win and get away with more than they would if everyone stays attentive and mad. I consider myself a graffiti newsman, and it's a very happy thing that my audience is really growing right now because it shows us anti-fascist idealists are not alone, and we don't have to let the fascists make us fear them.
I've posted this other places, maybe even here, but it bears repeating. Supposedly from Christopher Marlowe: “The devil, proud sprite, cannot bear to be mocked.” Everybody, get your mock on!
Kassi, I thought I could not deal with satire or humor during this awful time, but it's not true. I hope you can reach this same point. Being on Substack has helped to keep the magats and this awful "regime" from destroying my capacity for enjoyment in life. I have my moments of sheer panic but I am trying to recover from them and keep going.
The problem with satirizing Trump is that a lot of satire consists of exaggeration. However, you can’t make shit up that’s anymore outrageous than what’s happening.
A frustrated chef storms out of the kitchen, throws down their apron, and yells, “That’s it! I’m done! I can’t take this anymore!” The manager rushes after them, saying, “Wait, what happened?” The chef replies, “You keep telling me to ‘season to taste’—but every time I season it the way I like, you send it back!” The manager sighs, “Fine, fine, just tell me—where are you going now?” The chef smirks, “Somewhere where my spice is appreciated!”
My specialty of comedy is unfunny and time-wasting, but I'm sorry to hear that's not your cup of tea! I like to mock Trump, and even though my work is fictional, I like to think mocking fascism in America always is worthwhile! :D
This was a fun read, and believable of Trumpo-the- Clownish-Churlish Faked Up, Made for Scorn tv-president!
Aside: For those who haven't seen it, Joan Baez was wearing a black T-shirt with white lettering reading "Is he dead yet?" Amusing, witty, and hopeful!
I read this, believing it was real. That says a lot
It's hard for satirists to keep up with the absurdities of this MAGA era.
All you do is spin everything, give us a fucking real article bitch
If it makes you feel any better, I really didn’t think it was satire until they got to the pancakes. 🥹
And even then............?
Same!!! I could see him doing any of these things!
Ditto. Seemed completely plausible.
Same, at first lol 😂
Thanks for the laugh. Very amusing. I'm going to follow the thread to see who says, the bruise on his hand if from Demarks lady stabbing his hand with her fork.
Hahaha good one! His bruise is very suspicious :D
What’s up pussy? Seems like you don’t wanna talk to me.
I love your writing but I just can’t handle satire right now. I got half way thru ( the pancakes) when I realized this isn’t true. I did love the pancake story. It’s just simply that nothing is beneath him. I think he destroyed my forever fun sense of humor. But thank you..very clever.
I think the only way to fight back is laugh at him. Writing these jokes that reference important news events, and imply certain reactions to them is maybe the only thing keeping me sane. Without comedy I might have to totally check out, but that lets the fascists win and get away with more than they would if everyone stays attentive and mad. I consider myself a graffiti newsman, and it's a very happy thing that my audience is really growing right now because it shows us anti-fascist idealists are not alone, and we don't have to let the fascists make us fear them.
I will begin to look forward to your posts so I can just laugh again!
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I've posted this other places, maybe even here, but it bears repeating. Supposedly from Christopher Marlowe: “The devil, proud sprite, cannot bear to be mocked.” Everybody, get your mock on!
Kassi, I thought I could not deal with satire or humor during this awful time, but it's not true. I hope you can reach this same point. Being on Substack has helped to keep the magats and this awful "regime" from destroying my capacity for enjoyment in life. I have my moments of sheer panic but I am trying to recover from them and keep going.
The problem with satirizing Trump is that a lot of satire consists of exaggeration. However, you can’t make shit up that’s anymore outrageous than what’s happening.
To work for King Donald, it helps to be a masochist.
You must really hate yourself and have some weird daddy issue perversion to work for a psycho narcissist like Trump
Of course! Like that Human Printer lady, whatshername
Funny how when I typed trumps human into Google it filled in printer on its own.
Her name is Natalie Harp. Mebbe she should change it to Printer
I’ll debate you without calling you names!!
Burger 🤴
This might be satire, but satire usually has a lot of truth in it.
There's more truth than usual in this one! :D
OK since you’re fucking smart let’s dance!!
A frustrated chef storms out of the kitchen, throws down their apron, and yells, “That’s it! I’m done! I can’t take this anymore!” The manager rushes after them, saying, “Wait, what happened?” The chef replies, “You keep telling me to ‘season to taste’—but every time I season it the way I like, you send it back!” The manager sighs, “Fine, fine, just tell me—where are you going now?” The chef smirks, “Somewhere where my spice is appreciated!”
Write this into a screenplay :D
Funny, funny! Sad how much of this was believable. 🫤
No problem, McDonalds says they will deliver.
Eewwwe freezer burned mush cakes.
You had me going until the boobie pancakes.
Lol I think the boobie pancake one is the most likely to actually be true! :D
You outdid yourself tonight. I have tears running down my face.
Success! Thanks for reading my work! :D
He’s even racist with his M&Ms.
Sorry, I like comedy and despise tRump but this wasn't funny I thought I was reading something real thanks for wasting my time 😡
My specialty of comedy is unfunny and time-wasting, but I'm sorry to hear that's not your cup of tea! I like to mock Trump, and even though my work is fictional, I like to think mocking fascism in America always is worthwhile! :D
This was a fun read, and believable of Trumpo-the- Clownish-Churlish Faked Up, Made for Scorn tv-president!
Aside: For those who haven't seen it, Joan Baez was wearing a black T-shirt with white lettering reading "Is he dead yet?" Amusing, witty, and hopeful!
The motor boating pancakes got me. He’d never pass up eating pancakes!
I think his real habits are probably worse.
Likely much worse and more weird :D
I got halfway through before I realised it was satire.