Doesn't matter if they're satire, THIS one needs to be spread across the world. So simple yet so brilliant and great potential to piss the douche off :P
Thank goodness for you!!! We need you and this more than ever!! I shared and posted. I’ll keep doing so!! Laughter is the best medicine!! I’ll buy you coffee when I can too!!! Appreciate you!!!!
In response to the GOP’s escalating panic, XXPose has released a formal statement:
"For too long, powerful men have harassed, coerced, and exploited young women under the assumption that their positions shield them from consequences. We at XXPose say: No more. Our exposé will include the real, unedited messages—from Bible verse-fueled come-ons to the boldest misuse of government-funded Venmo accounts we’ve ever seen.
The full report, including timestamps, receipts, and cringe-inducing sexts that will make America collectively dry heave, will be available to the public this March.
To every woman who has ever received a ‘u up?’ text from a man who votes against reproductive rights—we see you. And we got you.
– XXPose
With the Eggplant Caucus scandal about to drop, Washington’s elite are scrambling for damage control—deleting accounts, hiring crisis PR firms, and, in at least one case, praying to AI-generated Jesus on Truth Social for a miracle.
My favorite tweets of mine are the ones where I'm trying to manifest behavior out of more people. If more people bring tubas to play around the White House, or dress up in mushroom costumes to troll him at his events, or call ICE and report the real psycho illegal immigrant Elon Musk... that's success!
Don’t forget to call cyber trucks Deplorians.
That's a great nickname too :D
Doesn't matter if they're satire, THIS one needs to be spread across the world. So simple yet so brilliant and great potential to piss the douche off :P
That's my hope for virality... manifesting the national conversation I want to see :D
I saw one of Melon’s swastitrucks this afternoon. Uglier than a home made barbecue pit….
So the one about the banker is satire?
Yes lol
😂😂
Thank you!’ I needed this today! It’s brilliantly hysterical!!!
I write daily comedy to help us all get through these next four years :D
Thank goodness for you!!! We need you and this more than ever!! I shared and posted. I’ll keep doing so!! Laughter is the best medicine!! I’ll buy you coffee when I can too!!! Appreciate you!!!!
You're so kind! :D
Let's push this out! It's just as "truthful" as anything the "media" is putting out there.
It's still more truthful than anything Trump says :D
Haha!
XXPOSE ISSUES OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE
In response to the GOP’s escalating panic, XXPose has released a formal statement:
"For too long, powerful men have harassed, coerced, and exploited young women under the assumption that their positions shield them from consequences. We at XXPose say: No more. Our exposé will include the real, unedited messages—from Bible verse-fueled come-ons to the boldest misuse of government-funded Venmo accounts we’ve ever seen.
The full report, including timestamps, receipts, and cringe-inducing sexts that will make America collectively dry heave, will be available to the public this March.
To every woman who has ever received a ‘u up?’ text from a man who votes against reproductive rights—we see you. And we got you.
– XXPose
With the Eggplant Caucus scandal about to drop, Washington’s elite are scrambling for damage control—deleting accounts, hiring crisis PR firms, and, in at least one case, praying to AI-generated Jesus on Truth Social for a miracle.
isn't that too f'n bad. Wonder how he feels about the supports FOTUS has withdrawn for ecars
Wow, this is rich. Gotta love it.
Love these, too bad that most of your comments are satire because it would be fun watching the fallout from them.
My favorite tweets of mine are the ones where I'm trying to manifest behavior out of more people. If more people bring tubas to play around the White House, or dress up in mushroom costumes to troll him at his events, or call ICE and report the real psycho illegal immigrant Elon Musk... that's success!
How about Doltswagon? (full disclosure, not mine, saw it somewhere else on the internet)
The Super Sport upgrade is coming out on April 20th
Then I shall