Wanna hear something messed up? I didn’t give it a second thought that this was genuine. None of these paragraphs are so far out of the realm of our DJT reality…usually satire is obviously satire. But with DJT involved, anything is possible in his world of insanity.
The comedy I write tries to balance right on the line between absurdity and believability, and the punchline is kind of the fact that it's so seemingly indistinguishable from reality.
Oh, this one singes like holy fire and goes down like communion wine spiked with mescaline. Bravo.
The image of ICE agents being arrested for not having their own papers? That’s satire doing cartwheels in a clown suit made of justice. And Trump demanding Nobel Peace Prizes like they’re Happy Meal toys—chef’s kiss of dystopian vaudeville.
I laughed. I cried. I reconsidered my visa status.
Keep scribbling your sacred graffiti, prophet of the absurd. You’ve turned fascist fever dreams into stand-up confessions whispered in the catacombs of what’s left of democracy.
I like to think my comedy goes well with morning coffee. Like a blast of caffeine to the brain, my satire is a blast of anti-fascism first thing in the morning 😜
I first saw the headline about ice agents being arrested. I got excited thinking it’s about time. 5 minutes later I saw it was Halfway Cafe. Disappointed is putting it mildly
Trump has Nepobaby Communist Homophobic Incestuous Rapist Racist Paedophilic Misogynistic Supremacist Zionistic CannibalisticNarcissistic Projection with Penile Suffciency Syndrome, aka Trump Derangment Syndrome. Now say that ten times fast! In other words, he has what happens when you do EVERYTHING God said NOT to do like a broken record your whole life and get away with it.
Totally going to start calling I.C.E. and report a girl named Anne Frank. Genius.
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We really should. Kind of wish we had pay phones.
Wanna hear something messed up? I didn’t give it a second thought that this was genuine. None of these paragraphs are so far out of the realm of our DJT reality…usually satire is obviously satire. But with DJT involved, anything is possible in his world of insanity.
The comedy I write tries to balance right on the line between absurdity and believability, and the punchline is kind of the fact that it's so seemingly indistinguishable from reality.
Especially the Nobel prize whining......
That one is probably accidentally 100% real instead of my typical "halfway real news" ha
Oh, this one singes like holy fire and goes down like communion wine spiked with mescaline. Bravo.
The image of ICE agents being arrested for not having their own papers? That’s satire doing cartwheels in a clown suit made of justice. And Trump demanding Nobel Peace Prizes like they’re Happy Meal toys—chef’s kiss of dystopian vaudeville.
I laughed. I cried. I reconsidered my visa status.
Keep scribbling your sacred graffiti, prophet of the absurd. You’ve turned fascist fever dreams into stand-up confessions whispered in the catacombs of what’s left of democracy.
May your VapoStick never run dry.
Lol thanks
I don't care if this is satire, it's a brilliant idea and I wish it would happen.
I agree! Let's manifest it into reality by trolling them! 🍻
Hahaha! I needed this first thing this morning! A comical break from the usual disheartening news! Thank you! 😊
I like to think my comedy goes well with morning coffee. Like a blast of caffeine to the brain, my satire is a blast of anti-fascism first thing in the morning 😜
Darn it you had me at first 🤣🤣🤣 until I saw who posted it.
Eventually you might just get to know my style of writing and immediately know by the first sentence ha 🍻 Cheers, and thanks for reading my comedy!
American needs a WAZE like app that’s will track reports of ICE Gestapo goons so people will know where they are & headed.
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I first saw the headline about ice agents being arrested. I got excited thinking it’s about time. 5 minutes later I saw it was Halfway Cafe. Disappointed is putting it mildly
Give it a few days, it's probably not too far off from happening in real life 🤷♀️
Hey … you still got Halfway Cafe humor.
I love this satire. It was my belly laugh for today!!!
Thank you for reading my graffiti news headlines! 🥰
Love this. Very creative
Thanks! 🍻
Nobel Prize coin for sale $5 million pure gold very rare !
It comes with a certificate of authenticity. they are going fast .
He's definitely going to sell his own Nobel Peace Prizes with his face on them before the end of his presidency.
I was hoping so much this was real.
I have learned that laughing when I am in pain often helps.
Agreed!!
Trump has Nepobaby Communist Homophobic Incestuous Rapist Racist Paedophilic Misogynistic Supremacist Zionistic CannibalisticNarcissistic Projection with Penile Suffciency Syndrome, aka Trump Derangment Syndrome. Now say that ten times fast! In other words, he has what happens when you do EVERYTHING God said NOT to do like a broken record your whole life and get away with it.
I think you hit that one right out of the park Sarah. Thanks.
They all need to be arrested, stripped of their citizenship and deported to North Korea.
Anne Frank idea is fucking brilliant