ICE Agents Were Arrested For Being "Undocumented Law Enforcement"
And this week's other graffiti news headlines!
ICE officials keep getting arrested for being “undocumented law enforcement.”
Donald Trump reportedly claimed today, “No one knew the Middle East’s thousand-year geopolitical rivalries could be so complicated.”
ICE is asking people to stop clogging their hotline by calling in and reporting an undocumented girl named “Anne Frank” hiding in the top floor of various Republican lawmakers’ houses.
Iranian and Israeli military officials alike say Donald Trump mentions Nobel Peace Prizes every other sentence when they’re negotiating details of cease fire agreements, with one Iranian saying, “He won’t stop telling us it’s rigged that Obama has one and he doesn’t.”
Trump just prematurely posted on Truth Social that he won the Nobel Peace Prize, despite the fact that the committee doesn’t vote until September.
The DSM psychology book is reportedly putting in a whole new category of mental illness to describe the constellation of character defects that Trump has.
Trump is reportedly pissed no one’s giving him credit for any of the 6 ceasefires he negotiated yesterday.
Trump is reportedly starting to worry that the accumulating global problems he keeps making worse means he maybe should not golf one weekend a month.
Kim Jong Un reportedly reacted with glee at the news that Trump’s bombing didn’t destroy Iran’s underground nuclear facility shouting out, “Who’s the little rocket man now, Donald?”
Trump says he deserves a dozen Nobel Peace Prizes for each of the dozen ceasefire agreements he made between Israel and Palestine this week, “This war has been going on for 30 years, and I’ve stopped it for 26 hours of the last 72.”
Iranian officials say Trump keeps making things up and lying, and, even though Israel is “Satan incarnate,” it’s still easier to negotiate with the Devil than Trump.
Trump has reportedly asked 9 different prime ministers at the NATO summit today to nominate him for a Nobel Peace Prize for his six Israel-Iran ceasefire agreements yesterday.
European leaders at the NATO summit were reportedly seen passing around several Vicks VapoSticks to smear under their noses ahead of individual meetings with Trump.
Blue cities and states are reportedly debating new policies that would direct the police to detain any mask-wearing ICE agents, and, if they’re undocumented as trained agents, they’ll be arrested.
An Iranian official says the only thing Trump “obliterated” this week was his diaper.
Trump says if he doesn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize, and the next Democratic president does, he will have all his supporters start a new civil war.
Local MAGA fans are starting to wonder why Donald Trump never reacts like a little bitch about the jokes, claims, and allegations of him being “Best Pedophiles Forever” together with Jeffrey Epstein when he reacts like a little bitch about every other criticism or insult. 🥃
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Totally going to start calling I.C.E. and report a girl named Anne Frank. Genius.
Wanna hear something messed up? I didn’t give it a second thought that this was genuine. None of these paragraphs are so far out of the realm of our DJT reality…usually satire is obviously satire. But with DJT involved, anything is possible in his world of insanity.