Liberal Man Turns 65, Decides He’s Old Enough Now To Become An Angry, Racist Republican
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Local Atlanta man Al Portman just turned 65 years old today, and has committed himself to no longer being a compassionate liberal. “They always say that people start off as bleeding heart liberals and become heartless conservatives as they age, and, now that I’m 65, I suppose it’s my turn to keep up this timeless tradition,” said Portman. “I figured it’s time for me to start being publicly angry at minorities, feminists, Muslims, Millennials, the volume of my neighbors’ music, diner waitresses, the endless new craft beer flavors, and all the novel technology that comes out from now until I die.”
Liberal Man Turns 65, Decides He’s Old Enough Now To Become An Angry, Racist Republican
Liberal Man Turns 65, Decides He’s Old Enough…
Liberal Man Turns 65, Decides He’s Old Enough Now To Become An Angry, Racist Republican
Local Atlanta man Al Portman just turned 65 years old today, and has committed himself to no longer being a compassionate liberal. “They always say that people start off as bleeding heart liberals and become heartless conservatives as they age, and, now that I’m 65, I suppose it’s my turn to keep up this timeless tradition,” said Portman. “I figured it’s time for me to start being publicly angry at minorities, feminists, Muslims, Millennials, the volume of my neighbors’ music, diner waitresses, the endless new craft beer flavors, and all the novel technology that comes out from now until I die.”