It will suck even more for MAGAts when they get COVID, have to go to hospital, and the doctors and nurses knocking themselves out to keep them alive are brown and black...and that army of "prayer warriors" they begged for on Facebook and TruthSocial aren't as powerful as the vaccines they refused to take....
A black female heart surgeon was flying on a Delta plane to a conference, and a passenger suffered a heart attack. The white female flight attendant asked if there was a doctor on the plane.
Our heroine volunteered her services, but the flight attendant didn’t believe her, and kept asking for a doctor. Finally, it dawned on this racist idiot that our heroine WAS a heart surgeon, and she saved the life of the passenger.
The plane interrupted its flight to drop off the victim — standard procedure — than resumed its trek to its original destination. Our heroine put the story on her social media pages, during this delay.
The flight attendant, interestingly, profusely and repeatedly apologized to our heroine for the rest of the flight — offering her free food, liquor, headphones, and additional miles. Our heroine was not impressed.
On landing, she contacted her lawyer, and filed a claim against Delta. By now, this story wasn’t just on social media, of course.
The embarrassed airline flew her to their headquarters in Atlanta, where their CEO and VP of Customer Service — herself a former flight attendant — apologized for their behavior, promised changes, and wrote her a check.
I often wonder what happened to the flight attendant.
I’m actually hoping a bird flew takes out MAGA. I hope I don’t go to hell for that but they’re placing us in a situation that is intolerable and untenable. Breathe deeply as I wear my mask that you tell me is giving me Covid. I’ll get my flu shots. Probably in Canada once RFK dismantle the Health and Human Services administration. This country is screwed.I can’t believe I’m watching this happen in real time but this is what they wanted. I’ve had people call me a “dirty lib”.. as a person who is usually tolerant everyone my reply is a big FU
You just put pen to paper or keyboard to digital window the exact same satire I have in my head all the time, but have only ever written on a smaller "long joke" scale before. Outstanding piece! Unfortunately, if an actual MAGA dumbfuck like Bertha were to ever read something like this (I know, quite a longshot, these dumbfucks can't read) they'd be too stupid to even comprehend the joke directed squarely at them.
When I see shots of their clan/NAZI rallies, it's impossible to look at and listen to them and not think these inbred hillbilly redneck dumbfucks truly are the bottom of our gene pool, and our species will eventually die out someday no matter how much they keep inbreeding and sister fucking because of them. I can see a time in the future where the reinvention of the wheel is a big accomplishment just before a new global virus destroys what's left of MAGA's future 3 headed, 14 toed, no brained generations.
I rewatched it recently, the rather benign morons (who unlike ours do know they are stupid) who turn into slathering, violent mob baying for blood, in the arena scene turned my stomach all I could see were hooting Trumpanzees.
Yep, I keep sharing stuff about that KGB agent, there's a piece on Big Think with the interview of him from 1983 I think, it is absolutely "demoralization", just as he says it, his description of their state of being describes them perfectly. It's pretty frightening their "plan" has come together so perfectly. But to be fair, you've apparently gotta be a certain level of rock stupid already to fall prey to it. It's just constantly shocking to me how many of them there are, even if it isn't terribly "surprising" at the end of day.
This happened to me yesterday. So I am at work and I have a very obvious British accent I get called across by a lady and she says “ Do you mind if I ask why you’re in the county?” I replied that I had been here a long time now as I had married a Nebraskan. Her husband chipped in with “That don’t matter Trumps going to send you home anyway” I told him “ good luck with that I’m a citizen “.
Wow, it really does happen like that in supermarkets!? Glad you are covered by being a citizen, imagine how intimidating it could be otherwise. It’s shocking how gullible folks can be.
Simon, pardon me for making that mistake, looking at your comment again I really don’t understand why I came up with the thought that you were in a supermarket. Apologies. I think it’s horrible how some folks speak pure ‘trump speak’ so freely.
Absolutely not a problem. I’m just happy to have a job. What I don’t understand is why the Riech wing hate America and its values so much. I love this country and its people. It’s all a touch odd.
I would have had a much for "Go fuck yourself you ignorant inbred hillbilly dumbfucks" reply for those two, or maybe a "if you two geniuses can tell me the three branches of our government and who leads each one currently, I won't tell you both to take your racist, inbred, fatfuck selves the fuck outta here so you can go home and jerk each other off watching your cult leader jerk off two imaginary dicks while listening to the biggest gay anthem of all time YMCA" reply. And tell them that's me being nice to you uneducated dumbfucks with something you can hopefully understand.
Why don’t people who cannot respect their neighbours go live with other like minded people so that everyone else can just live in peace and harmony with each other
When are people going to finally realize that the color of someone's skin or they
Shape of their face their eyes, the hair, and anything else does not mean that they should be treat it any different. I am so sick of all this racist stuff. God created all of us whether you believe in God or not. God created all of us, if you have a different religion, and you don't believe in God, that's okay. We're all the same human pains with whatever color skin and red blood bones that are white, a body that can die as easy as one can live. Be kind to people you don't know because they could someday be your friend. Get your mind out of the gutter.
I liked your post - yes it shouldn’t matter what somebody looks like where they’re from what language they speak - but to say you’re a Christian i.e. believe in God, and then also be a racist is hypocrisy and an outright contradiction - the root of all of our troubles in my opinion is ignorance - this is what got Trump elected - EDUCATION MATTERS!- it’s those who didn’t see that who are responsible for most of the troubles that were experiencing - the educated can go and find jobs earn a decent living and enjoy all the good this world has to offer - the uneducated are pissed because they can’t but they made that decision - with an education a person of color can be president, vice president, senator, governor, Mayor, doctor, lawyer, teacher, nurse, (and in some cases politician) - what we need is for parents to emphasize getting a good education to their kids - if more parents would do that we would have a lot fewer troubles
Describes the Hispanic side of my family, which has been treated like foreigners for generations by the local Anglos. My mom was not even allowed to speak Spanish in school.: "I don’t care if your ancestors were from some South-Western town or village for a thousand years in territory that changed hands from country to country in shifting colonial geo-political dealings until America annexed it in the 1800s effectively annexing your family along with it! It’s white American land now, so scram!"
We really need to get rid of FOX News - seriously- lies, defamation, misinformation, hate speech is not free speech! Millions of Americans brainwashed.
Sounds like all my neighbors in Alabama and my in-laws from Texas.
No joke. They really think this way.
Some are in their 50s. Some just out of high school. It flows down the family tree.
Oh and they love Gov Memaw in Bama. They don’t care she is 80 years old and froze up at a presser recently. They love her and her racist mindset. Toss in some homophobia in Mobile, even though they have a pride org.
The deep rural south has been brainwashed by pooootin for years.
It will suck even more for MAGAts when they get COVID, have to go to hospital, and the doctors and nurses knocking themselves out to keep them alive are brown and black...and that army of "prayer warriors" they begged for on Facebook and TruthSocial aren't as powerful as the vaccines they refused to take....
They hate that. They look past the brown or Black doctor and ask for "the doctor"
There’s a great story I read once:
A black female heart surgeon was flying on a Delta plane to a conference, and a passenger suffered a heart attack. The white female flight attendant asked if there was a doctor on the plane.
Our heroine volunteered her services, but the flight attendant didn’t believe her, and kept asking for a doctor. Finally, it dawned on this racist idiot that our heroine WAS a heart surgeon, and she saved the life of the passenger.
The plane interrupted its flight to drop off the victim — standard procedure — than resumed its trek to its original destination. Our heroine put the story on her social media pages, during this delay.
The flight attendant, interestingly, profusely and repeatedly apologized to our heroine for the rest of the flight — offering her free food, liquor, headphones, and additional miles. Our heroine was not impressed.
On landing, she contacted her lawyer, and filed a claim against Delta. By now, this story wasn’t just on social media, of course.
The embarrassed airline flew her to their headquarters in Atlanta, where their CEO and VP of Customer Service — herself a former flight attendant — apologized for their behavior, promised changes, and wrote her a check.
I often wonder what happened to the flight attendant.
I wish I could find the actual story.
I’m actually hoping a bird flew takes out MAGA. I hope I don’t go to hell for that but they’re placing us in a situation that is intolerable and untenable. Breathe deeply as I wear my mask that you tell me is giving me Covid. I’ll get my flu shots. Probably in Canada once RFK dismantle the Health and Human Services administration. This country is screwed.I can’t believe I’m watching this happen in real time but this is what they wanted. I’ve had people call me a “dirty lib”.. as a person who is usually tolerant everyone my reply is a big FU
Ignorance breeds ignorance.
You just put pen to paper or keyboard to digital window the exact same satire I have in my head all the time, but have only ever written on a smaller "long joke" scale before. Outstanding piece! Unfortunately, if an actual MAGA dumbfuck like Bertha were to ever read something like this (I know, quite a longshot, these dumbfucks can't read) they'd be too stupid to even comprehend the joke directed squarely at them.
When I see shots of their clan/NAZI rallies, it's impossible to look at and listen to them and not think these inbred hillbilly redneck dumbfucks truly are the bottom of our gene pool, and our species will eventually die out someday no matter how much they keep inbreeding and sister fucking because of them. I can see a time in the future where the reinvention of the wheel is a big accomplishment just before a new global virus destroys what's left of MAGA's future 3 headed, 14 toed, no brained generations.
“Ideocracy” was supposed to be a comedy, not reality!
Scary isn’t it?
I rewatched it recently, the rather benign morons (who unlike ours do know they are stupid) who turn into slathering, violent mob baying for blood, in the arena scene turned my stomach all I could see were hooting Trumpanzees.
Oof that was good 😌
It would have to be dumbed down to the 6th grade level. And that’s being generous,
This explains some of the
Maga mind. https://x.com/maddenifico/status/1875967116030968029?s=46&t=eOghHEAJ7NrnLprqfixxtQ
Yep, I keep sharing stuff about that KGB agent, there's a piece on Big Think with the interview of him from 1983 I think, it is absolutely "demoralization", just as he says it, his description of their state of being describes them perfectly. It's pretty frightening their "plan" has come together so perfectly. But to be fair, you've apparently gotta be a certain level of rock stupid already to fall prey to it. It's just constantly shocking to me how many of them there are, even if it isn't terribly "surprising" at the end of day.
This happened to me yesterday. So I am at work and I have a very obvious British accent I get called across by a lady and she says “ Do you mind if I ask why you’re in the county?” I replied that I had been here a long time now as I had married a Nebraskan. Her husband chipped in with “That don’t matter Trumps going to send you home anyway” I told him “ good luck with that I’m a citizen “.
Wow, it really does happen like that in supermarkets!? Glad you are covered by being a citizen, imagine how intimidating it could be otherwise. It’s shocking how gullible folks can be.
I work in healthcare
Simon, pardon me for making that mistake, looking at your comment again I really don’t understand why I came up with the thought that you were in a supermarket. Apologies. I think it’s horrible how some folks speak pure ‘trump speak’ so freely.
Absolutely not a problem. I’m just happy to have a job. What I don’t understand is why the Riech wing hate America and its values so much. I love this country and its people. It’s all a touch odd.
As a green card holder and resident of 28 years, this is scary!!!
It’s why I got citizenship
I would have had a much for "Go fuck yourself you ignorant inbred hillbilly dumbfucks" reply for those two, or maybe a "if you two geniuses can tell me the three branches of our government and who leads each one currently, I won't tell you both to take your racist, inbred, fatfuck selves the fuck outta here so you can go home and jerk each other off watching your cult leader jerk off two imaginary dicks while listening to the biggest gay anthem of all time YMCA" reply. And tell them that's me being nice to you uneducated dumbfucks with something you can hopefully understand.
https://x.com/maddenifico/status/1875967116030968029?s=46&t=eOghHEAJ7NrnLprqfixxtQ
You may call this satire, but I call it truth. Well done.
I know it’s satire but if you think about it, it’s not far from the truth. I’m sure there are actual people that believe this.
Yes there are. That’s why Trump won the election.
Outstanding! And the truth is that they DO believe they’ll get rich once the nonwhites are gone. Makes for A real Twilight Zone episode.
Why don’t people who cannot respect their neighbours go live with other like minded people so that everyone else can just live in peace and harmony with each other
I find it amazing how large Ms F’s vocabulary is! Lol
When are people going to finally realize that the color of someone's skin or they
Shape of their face their eyes, the hair, and anything else does not mean that they should be treat it any different. I am so sick of all this racist stuff. God created all of us whether you believe in God or not. God created all of us, if you have a different religion, and you don't believe in God, that's okay. We're all the same human pains with whatever color skin and red blood bones that are white, a body that can die as easy as one can live. Be kind to people you don't know because they could someday be your friend. Get your mind out of the gutter.
I liked your post - yes it shouldn’t matter what somebody looks like where they’re from what language they speak - but to say you’re a Christian i.e. believe in God, and then also be a racist is hypocrisy and an outright contradiction - the root of all of our troubles in my opinion is ignorance - this is what got Trump elected - EDUCATION MATTERS!- it’s those who didn’t see that who are responsible for most of the troubles that were experiencing - the educated can go and find jobs earn a decent living and enjoy all the good this world has to offer - the uneducated are pissed because they can’t but they made that decision - with an education a person of color can be president, vice president, senator, governor, Mayor, doctor, lawyer, teacher, nurse, (and in some cases politician) - what we need is for parents to emphasize getting a good education to their kids - if more parents would do that we would have a lot fewer troubles
I got into an argument on the train with a Boomer, back in 2019. And he said he was going to get me deported. Except that I'm not an immigrant.
So while this story may be satire it resonates because it does happen. They assume if you don't look WASPy enough then you don't belong in the US.
Describes the Hispanic side of my family, which has been treated like foreigners for generations by the local Anglos. My mom was not even allowed to speak Spanish in school.: "I don’t care if your ancestors were from some South-Western town or village for a thousand years in territory that changed hands from country to country in shifting colonial geo-political dealings until America annexed it in the 1800s effectively annexing your family along with it! It’s white American land now, so scram!"
Wow that’s disgusting
We really need to get rid of FOX News - seriously- lies, defamation, misinformation, hate speech is not free speech! Millions of Americans brainwashed.
Took me far too long to recognize this was satire, just because I've encountered people like this.
This line was EVERYTHING!!! “You’re the culprit for why my white-trash life has no hope for improvement!”
Sounds like all my neighbors in Alabama and my in-laws from Texas.
No joke. They really think this way.
Some are in their 50s. Some just out of high school. It flows down the family tree.
Oh and they love Gov Memaw in Bama. They don’t care she is 80 years old and froze up at a presser recently. They love her and her racist mindset. Toss in some homophobia in Mobile, even though they have a pride org.
The deep rural south has been brainwashed by pooootin for years.
https://x.com/maddenifico/status/1875967116030968029?s=46&t=eOghHEAJ7NrnLprqfixxtQ
This is why we Americans can’t have nice things. Too many dumb people.