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John Romanchuk's avatar

Brilliant. Thanks for the giggles. Knowing that satire and truth are only separated by a pubic hair makes it all so fun!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Lol nice way of putting it.

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Diane J's avatar

This doesn't seem like satire, it seems like exactly the type of man(?) she wants.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I think I wrote her dating profile better than she could herself ha

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KateTheNurse's avatar

I absolutely agree with you

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Y.B.TheTeacher's avatar

Their plan to destroy the American economy will end in the Decertification of Convicted Felon47 and all of these GOP members will be thrown out eventually. The law will come bearing down on this administration. The AIM strategy will turn things around. They're almost ready with the last part of their investigation. Democracy will eventually win in the end. MTG will pay for her deeds.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

You are much more optimistic than me 😜

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DDHROWS's avatar

I believe you, but good God, I’m tired of waiting!

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Madam Luffy's avatar

Now you’ve gone a bridge too far!Insulting Neanderthals like that. Tsk!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

If she could read she'd be very mad at me!

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prehbine's avatar

Loved it. That just made my morning.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success!

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PinkyLee80569's avatar

Holy crap 🤣

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Famously Difficult's avatar

Why do republican women have those chipmunk cheeks and those raw bread roll arms.

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Heidi L's avatar

Be fair - JDV does a pretty good chipmunk impression, too.

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KateTheNurse's avatar

Witty repartee and on-the-mark observations about the woman who dreams of being Trump’s next main squeeze.

Seriously, nice piece of work. I mean your writing. Not MTG

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Ha thanks for the kind words! 🥰

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Greg Pendleton's avatar

Brilliant!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! 🥰

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Heidi L's avatar

This got me thinking: How come no-one ever goes after MTG for her antisemitic comments? Aside from the fact that she's a white Republican...

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Because our political discourse in this country is stupid and the mainstream media just lets Republicans off the hook for constantly being annoying xenophobic dickheads who obstruct the government from being modern and effective.

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Heidi L's avatar

Agreed. Question was mostly rhetorical but I appreciate your response.

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Karen Hockemeyer's avatar

Ha ha ha.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for reading!

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Max's avatar

lol love it

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

You're so sweet!

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Richard's avatar

This figures......

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Y.B.TheTeacher's avatar

Correction: AIMS strategy. Analysis Investigation Millitary Seperation. Worldwide data scientists are coming out showing info on election interference exposing Electronic Malware with AIMS.

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Matthew's avatar

She is really quite a skank. That cheap bleach she uses to color her hair has seeped into what little brains she has and destroyed it.

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Daren Scot Wilson's avatar

Well darn, she mentions the same three churches I'm most likely to attend, volunteer and participate in, dashing my hopes of a hot date with her!

LOL, really, like, what species would want to be within 20 feet of her?

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