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Annette's avatar

OMG! This is HILARIOUS … and I have the feeling some of this is actually true! 🤪

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Cindy carr's avatar

Good for her I can’t imagine what it’s like living with him

I bet he pays Melanie

To be his pretend wife

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Mary's avatar

Loved reading this not that I like the woman. Cannot stand her but I admire some of her actions detailed if they are true. Hey something just occurred to me wouldn’t it be funny if loads of cockroaches or spiders ended up in MAL.

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Papadas's avatar

LOL !

netflix please make this into a series!

america will love it!

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susan conner's avatar

Hilarious. Thanks for the many laughs.🌹🤣

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Angelyn Williams's avatar

Why should anyone seriously care about her?

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Miss Liz's avatar

I was in stitches while reading this post. Each sentence you wrote could be within the realm of possibility.

Instead of his signature tattoed on his pubis I’d suggest “Mushroomville” be tattoed there.

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Carol's avatar

I bet the satire here is more true than not!

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Call the Whambulance 😖 I hope you watch this, so I don't have too?!! 😂💯👍

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Andrea Stoeckel's avatar

Doesn't really matter in part because she refuses to return to the White House using Barron as an excuse

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Deb Panish's avatar

This stuff can't be true. It would be funnier if it was. Can't be. And how would she know that "some pee dribbled out" ? Was she inspecting his underwear? And knew the timing of the dribble? I would love it if this were all true, very funny but......

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Autumn's avatar

He is too vain to be humiliated.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Melania, the First Lady, who never was.

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LukesD8's avatar

Not a difficult feat…

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ITS Never Happening…'s avatar

Cruella in full swing!

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Tilman Kirste's avatar

No wonder, Donald was never able to read it …but still astonishing that someone did…..

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