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protosonic17's avatar

Thank god shumer actually did something useful and is forcing them to read the atrocitiy of a bill. Hope they enjoy listening to it for 15 hours

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Is that still happening or did Republicans vote to forward it to get around that?

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Kay-El's avatar

They were on hour 11 last I read

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Teresa's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Eleanor C Freer's avatar

Pure evil!

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Jonann Hall's avatar

smirkey mikey

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protosonic17's avatar

I don't even have to read it to know. He sucked off trump

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Peter Roest's avatar

And that’s 17 hours Mike will never get back.

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Jacqueline Powell's avatar

Good one!

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Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

Sigh! Another senior moment! I didn’t discover you in Apple News but right here on Substack! Sorry about that!

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Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

I started reading your satire in Apple News but stopped subscribing to it. I’m not sure I can afford to subscribe to your Substack, but I’m going to do it anyway. Also, thanks to you, I finally found an alternative to Amazon for ebooks! Kobo. I thought they just sold e-readers, not books. And the icing on the cake here is that they are based in Canada! Now I can close my Amazon account! You have no idea how happy that makes me!

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Christine's avatar

If Mike Johnson made a “secret deal” to be speaker of the house, then he should not be in the position that he is in and he got there illegally. Impeach his ass and remove him.

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Jacob's avatar

You forget one thing the Thursday cickle jerk to get little buttmuncher Pinokkio off. All in the name of Republican politics doing their on the floor Grindr toyboy poses.

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James Barfield's avatar

Who did he blow?

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Finally. A governing agenda worthy of The Book of Revelations rewritten by drunk toddlers with a WiFi connection. If there was any doubt American politics had become a full-contact fever dream, this leaked “Freedom Caucus Addendum” is proof we’ve officially entered the Florida Man phase of empire collapse.

Jesus wept. Then demanded his image on all office paintings be changed to a buff Palestinian carpenter with biceps, because the emaciated colonizer version isn’t cutting it anymore.

My personal favorite? The “no masturbating allowed” signs featuring Josh Hawley’s disapproving face. Nothing says "family values" like installing bathroom thought police modeled after a guy who fist-pumped an insurrection and has the charisma of wet cardboard.

Blessed be the testicle tanning machines, for they shall inherit the budget.

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