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Albin Trein's avatar

He is obviously very afraid of women in power!! We should elect only women in the midterms!!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Yeah, men sure aren't doing much, especially on the Republican side. From Liz Cheney to Cassady Hutchinson to the sometimes responsible Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski in the Senate, and even now Amy Coney Barrett, it's the men who are the biggest rubber-stamping submissives with no cajones.

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Gardenia's avatar

Yeah, I have a couple I could lend out to a man, as they seem to have lost theirs. I’m definitely not submissive when backed into a corner. I might be short, but am brilliant at slap fights.

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Julie O's avatar

Ok, you really outdid yourself with this one! I have tears of laughter in my eyes and my sides hurt!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success! :D

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Gardenia's avatar

Sweet!

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🇨🇦Laura Stavro🇨🇦's avatar

Thanks for the laugh. It was well needed. 🇨🇦

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Cheers to Canada, sorry my government sucks.

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🇨🇦Laura Stavro🇨🇦's avatar

We all appreciate the support from Americans feeling embarrassed. They shouldn’t feel embarrassed about a 4 headed snake they can’t control, yet. 🤞

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

He's a menace to the world's stability... so unchill.

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Gardenia's avatar

Way unchill. I’m embarrased more than I can even convey to my Ex-Pat friends. They know, the entire World knows. I’m ashamed and embarrassed.

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Gardenia's avatar

Yeah, the Maple Syrup Wars are mind-blowing. As a Canadian friend of mine said: It’s time for some FAFOE? We’re a little insulted. The FAFOE? It’s FAFO, with an Eh? at the end of it. I didn’t coin it, but found it hilarious.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Very Canadian ha

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Gardenia's avatar

If we keep insulting them, and they are now united like never before, they are about to the point of clearing the benches and making a hockey game break out. That's a very Candian response. I love my actual Canadian friends, adn the virtual support Canadians.

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Kathy H's avatar

Lol!

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Kay-El's avatar

Very funny! I guess the abridged version would read “Too bad, so sad, sorry, not sorry, Donald”.

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Gardenia's avatar

He was pretty salty after she ripped up one of his State of the Union addresses, and gave him a sideways golf clap.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Badass move lol

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Gardenia's avatar

Yes it was! I was cheering! One thing she was good at, was couting votes, and making a coalition move with her. She was very good at it.

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Kathy H's avatar

BAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! Dude. Outdid it today!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! :D

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curi0us's avatar

She certainly has class. The entire Republican MAGA base went to war against her because she was so intelligent and formidable.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

She was a total badass Speaker of the House. Don't know if this is true, but a recent Reddit post I saw was from a restaurant server who claimed they saw Nancy Pelosi drink more than just about anyone and hold her liquor. It also claimed Marjorie Taylor Greene was surprisingly pleasant in person, and a big tipper lol... go figure.

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Diedre Bush's avatar

I truly truly admire your talent & sly humor BUT as long as you support Jeff Bezos' censorship and bromance with the orange felon by doing business with AMAZON - you'll not get one penny [assuming more will be minted] from me, sadly

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

If it makes you feel better, I sell very few books and have little business aptitude.

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Gardenia's avatar

Same. I never learned to touch type, and need an editor - and not the AI irksome kind.

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Harriet Garner's avatar

👏🏾👏🏾 Thank you for writing the funny side of life! #grateful

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Grateful for you reading my work!

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Gardenia's avatar

I’m grateful for you, too! A piece of hilarity in a world of inanity.

If we survive <waves hands in the air> stuff, I’ll write a freaking memoir. Unsure of the title yet, but I’ll figure it out.

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