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Anika Frey's avatar

All the more reason to send Musk there on a one way ticket.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Let's send Musk to the sun instead!

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Anika Frey's avatar

I’m for that as an alternative. They’d both work! 😹

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Soso's avatar

Yayyy he can start make martian babies instead of human babies!!! Oh wait... they would be marsbloods 😱👽. Dang.

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Saralyn Fosnight's avatar

😜🤪🥰😍😏😎🩷❤️💜💙 my first laugh of the day! Maybe tie Elon Musk to the front of the Independent too? He obviously likes making babies?

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success for your first! :D

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Thanks! :D

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©helsea's avatar

I needed that laugh 🤣 thank you

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Successful day for me then! :D

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Catherine Valencia's avatar

You pulled me in! I must admit at times, I'm terribly gullible. But the continued hilarity clued me. Good on you! Very funny!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for reading my goofs! :D

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Susan's avatar

🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣😂😆🤣😂😆 we can only assume they’re very very similar to human males. Who have teeny weenies compared to the martians. Also, given that they’re very similar the little green men with big green 🍆 ok,purple weenies must spend a LOT of time raping the land rovers…

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

The Martians are much more endowed.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

HaaHaa 🤣 You crack me Up Fae, ohh Ouch 🥹😆😂 hurt's so good, Thank You, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks so much for reading my comedies! :D

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TheGreatMoonhound's avatar

That’s hilarious. 😆

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! :D

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TheGreatMoonhound's avatar

You make hilarious articles friend. I appreciate you. 🥰😘

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🥰

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Kat Shotz's avatar

And Vance and his COUCH

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Winter Hart Arts's avatar

Oh my gods 🤣🤣🤣 Honestly I know this is comedy, but I wouldn’t be surprised if any of this turns out to actually be real, considering the way history has continued to go recently.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Some of these for sure are legit truths! :D

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Marianne Cromarty's avatar

😂😂😂

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Catherine Valencia's avatar

ps , I was waiting for pictures!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Lol too NSFW to include 😜

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