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This is the one...Donald Trump is reportedly irate after finding out his staffers have been telling reporters to “ask Elon” about what the administration is doing with all the job firings and budget cuts.

Every reporter that asks any question of Trump, his spokespeople, or of any of cabinet, ask that question in terms of what Elon thinks about it. This will drive the orange one CRAZY. For example:

Mr. President, what does Elon think of your Gaza plan?

Mr. President, was Elon included in your discussion of annexing Canada (or Greenland, or the Panama Canal)?

Mr. President, does Elon think congress should be creating one big beautiful bill, or does Elon think it should be broken into two bills.

Mr. President, will Tesla be impacted by the steel and aluminum tariffs?

Let’s make TFG irrelevant to the discussion. His ego will not be able to handle it, and we all know what happens after that.

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I'm with you 100% on this ha

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For the first couple of sentences, I thought you were writing news rather than satire. We can, however, only hope. Kroger has a big sale on Valentines balloons and I am so there. 🎈 🎈🎈

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I write the kind of satire that could be manifested into reality :D

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Hahaha good for NY

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👍

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I know sometimes “the news” on The Halfway Cafe gets stuck in my head. And it become truth to me. I like imagining the tower soaked in piss. Love love it… Republicans could never be so funny

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Fucking awesome! If I was in New York, I’d piss in a balloon and throw it at that tower too.💙💙 My husband wants to know if anyone has tried the fecal balloons.😆

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My husband said the same thing🤣🤣🤣

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There's a lot of surface area on Trump Tower for everyone to throw at :D

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So happy to read that

VON SHITZENPANTS

loves this name. What a shame (sarcasm) that trump tower may be condemned. Maybe the same fate will befall maralago.

TWINKS, TWINKS, TWINKS, TWINKS, TWINKS, TWINKS, TWINKS, TWINKS

ETC ETC ETC…………

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This is fantastic ! I may have to buy some balloons:)

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Ewww

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I wish I could send mine to the Whitehouse! Can it be done legally?😂🤬

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Thank you !

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Great idea ! You have some great ideas

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Thanks! :D

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loool the flashing 69 at 4:20 is just goooold. ahhaaa, and then installing photos of trump!?!? omggg

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Thanks! :D

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::nods sagely:: 🤣 twinks!

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Thanks for reading! :D

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My home town, REPRESENT

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NYC people hate Trump. They think he's white trash. Especially Manhattan & Brooklyn even before this president thing.

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SUBSCRIBED, Thanks.

Trump considers renaming the USA, because of recent rhetoric depicting the initials as 'Under Satan's Authority.'

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Anywhere the trumps are there's a stench and a stink

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The ONLY thing keeping me going right now are these rumors 🤣

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