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Big Blue's avatar

And did we really need to include two politicians on the ark? C'mon God.

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Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

I sure wish God had purged the Orange Plague so it wouldn’t have metastasized to the Cheeto Chump polluting our country now.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

The very worst thing about Donald Trump is that he's likely to weasel his way out of any legal consequences for his actions until he dies, and we won't get to see him finally be forced to confront the reality of his narcissistic fraudulence.

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Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

He very likely will weasel his way out of legal consequences but not out of public humiliation, which would likely be worse for him, his family and comrades. He and they are so full of themselves that they’re ignoring the traitors within their group. There’s no honor among quislings.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m so sorry you had to go through this just to satisfy some crazy old lunatic’s whim. Better luck next go around.

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

DO NOT MOCK GOD

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Cheryl Duwe's avatar

Laughing the whole time I read this!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success! 😜

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MaryBees's avatar

This is so dang funny. Also makes me wonder if God is in charge of the afterlife?? Would living forever be better than that?? So many questions and now I'm really afraid.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for the kind words! I'm not convince an afterlife of loitering around Heaven in God's goodness is really preferable to just dying and being done with this whole messy affair of existence ha

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Stop the BS247's avatar

Just thought I'd share this, maybe you can finesse it into Trump Satire.

A TIKTOKER MADE $200,000 FARTING IN JARS. HERE’S HOW SHE DID IT

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fart-jar-tiktok-stephanie-matto-interview-1280395/

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Ha how do I sign up for doing that?

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Stop the BS247's avatar

Good thing you didn't bring the other bears into this conversation. That damn grizzly knew perfectly well where he was going and it had nothing to do with a gilded cage.

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Diane J's avatar

Really, God, you had plenty of other parasites, you didn't have to take any politicians.

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Gannon (J) Dick's avatar

MAHA ha ha

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