Comedy is a catharsis for fascism! Thanks so much for reading and enjoying my work. If you or anyone else reading this ever want to become a paid subscriber you can help me to afford to be able to sit at home and write anti-Trump jokes all day long for just $2.50 a month 🥰
Thanks ha... I have an acting background from college so I like to think I can get into characters like him and Donald Trump, and then perform long monologues of them thinking out loud ha
Thanks for the kind words 😜 it would be good for society if he suddenly chilled the fuck out and stopped trying to get rich using conspiracy theories to sell survivalist merch
The only thing more unhinged than these texts is the fact that they actually came from the phone of a man who once claimed frogs were gay and Hillary ran a child blood factory. At this point, Alex Jones isn’t a conspiracy theorist—he’s performance art dipped in Mountain Dew and panic sweat. These aren’t texts. They’re a found-footage horror comedy that somehow took over our politics. I need bleach for my brain—and a restraining order for my imagination.
After the news we had today, this lovely lengthy post really helped me. All of it, every hysterically funny word of it. Good on you. Bless you.
Comedy is a catharsis for fascism! Thanks so much for reading and enjoying my work. If you or anyone else reading this ever want to become a paid subscriber you can help me to afford to be able to sit at home and write anti-Trump jokes all day long for just $2.50 a month 🥰
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That sounds EXACTLY like him. Stellar writing.
Thanks ha... I have an acting background from college so I like to think I can get into characters like him and Donald Trump, and then perform long monologues of them thinking out loud ha
You’re fucking awesome.
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I wish Alex Jones would lose his voice permanently?!! You've written another Hallarious piece this morning ☕ Thank you and will reStack ASAP 💯👍
Thanks for the kind words 😜 it would be good for society if he suddenly chilled the fuck out and stopped trying to get rich using conspiracy theories to sell survivalist merch
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Wow, he’s really stupid crazy, huh?
Truly one of the worst people in American media over the last two decades
The only thing more unhinged than these texts is the fact that they actually came from the phone of a man who once claimed frogs were gay and Hillary ran a child blood factory. At this point, Alex Jones isn’t a conspiracy theorist—he’s performance art dipped in Mountain Dew and panic sweat. These aren’t texts. They’re a found-footage horror comedy that somehow took over our politics. I need bleach for my brain—and a restraining order for my imagination.
Can we get back to the Epstein files now that the "perade" is behind us?
If it wasn’t for the Republicans you wouldn’t have any content at all… think about that for a second.. you are pathetic
I keep you coming back for more 🤷♀️
I would love to talk face to face
I'm a little busy writing the content you hate
I figured you didn’t want to talk.. 😘😘😘
He's very concerned about the Reptilians 😜