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MaryBees's avatar

After the news we had today, this lovely lengthy post really helped me. All of it, every hysterically funny word of it. Good on you. Bless you.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Comedy is a catharsis for fascism! Thanks so much for reading and enjoying my work. If you or anyone else reading this ever want to become a paid subscriber you can help me to afford to be able to sit at home and write anti-Trump jokes all day long for just $2.50 a month 🥰

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Wanda Sciarrino's avatar

😆🤣👍

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🥰

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Robertsson's avatar

That sounds EXACTLY like him. Stellar writing.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks ha... I have an acting background from college so I like to think I can get into characters like him and Donald Trump, and then perform long monologues of them thinking out loud ha

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Robertsson's avatar

You’re fucking awesome.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🍻

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Karen Scofield's avatar

I wish Alex Jones would lose his voice permanently?!! You've written another Hallarious piece this morning ☕ Thank you and will reStack ASAP 💯👍

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for the kind words 😜 it would be good for society if he suddenly chilled the fuck out and stopped trying to get rich using conspiracy theories to sell survivalist merch

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Karen Scofield's avatar

🤣😂👈

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Janet's avatar

Wow, he’s really stupid crazy, huh?

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Truly one of the worst people in American media over the last two decades

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Aleksander Constantinoropolous's avatar

The only thing more unhinged than these texts is the fact that they actually came from the phone of a man who once claimed frogs were gay and Hillary ran a child blood factory. At this point, Alex Jones isn’t a conspiracy theorist—he’s performance art dipped in Mountain Dew and panic sweat. These aren’t texts. They’re a found-footage horror comedy that somehow took over our politics. I need bleach for my brain—and a restraining order for my imagination.

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Holly Ross's avatar

Can we get back to the Epstein files now that the "perade" is behind us?

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

If it wasn’t for the Republicans you wouldn’t have any content at all… think about that for a second.. you are pathetic

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I keep you coming back for more 🤷‍♀️

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

I would love to talk face to face

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'm a little busy writing the content you hate

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

I figured you didn’t want to talk.. 😘😘😘

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

He's very concerned about the Reptilians 😜

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