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Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

D, you continue to outdo yourself…especially with this pure Bigly Brilliance!!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🥰🥰🥰

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Julia Copeland's avatar

Hilarious. Thanks—I needed a good belly buster today.

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Success!

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Auntie_beans's avatar

Oh, sweetjebus, you know that some of this will be showing up on the antivax sites in 3…2…1… .(I love it, well-done.)

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Lol like fans of Stephen Colbert's Colbert Report, the anti-vaxxers won't have any idea this is mocking them :D

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Cordi Gilbert Tierno's avatar

This is great!!! 🤣😆🤣😆😂😁

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! :D

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Holy Smokes 😂🤣 Ouch I hurt myself Laughing 😭 Thanks Fae, Good One and will reStack ASAP 💯👍

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🥳🥰🥳🥰

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Beth A.'s avatar

This is PURE GOLD! 👏👏👏

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thank you so much! I had some fun writing it 🥳

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Kay-El's avatar

This was so funny, tears leaked and my spawn wondered why I laughing so hard. My only question is pooping on the side yard acceptable? I’m shy and no one goes back there, not even the dog.

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Martha Olivares's avatar

If only you were kidding!!🥴🥴

(Just for the record: I DO believe in prayer. Ive just never believed that faith and science are mutually exclusive) ✌🏼

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Jacqueline Powell's avatar

This is the best one I have read of yours.

I have a MPH and was laughing so much It interrupted my reading it.

The urethra infection transmission risk totally cracked me up.

The trouble is, that there are are people out there who beleive these types of fake reports and do not seek vaccination despite evidence to the contrary of them being safe and effective.

Your wonderful diatribe might assist them to see their folly in beleiving anything without checking the real evidence.

Also loved the subtle as a sledge hammer hit out at the juvenile Kennedy who has the acumen of a gnat in its death throes.

Thanks again.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

😂😂😂

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Randy ballard's avatar

Brain worms hate brainwashing

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Emily F Rosenmeier's avatar

😂🤣😘

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

Another of his favorite remedies: put baby chicks and mice in a blender. Feed the purée to your hawks ( you should have at least 2). After feeding, keep the hawks in an enclosed space. Gather their shit over a 1 week period. Mix 1/3 hawk shit with 2/3 raw milk. Purée the mixture. Drink heartily.

This will protect you from any disease. RFK, jr. explained the power behind this treatment: “Mice are exposed to a myriad of nasty organisms. This exposure results in the overactive production of immunoglobulins. Once the purée is ingested by humans, these immunoglobulins migrate to the mouth and nose. There they defeat the nasty organisms as they enter the body by engulfing and digesting them, spitting out the indigestible parts. The baby chicks are added for flavor.”

It is important to note that researchers attending the International Conference on Medical and Biosciences unanimously agreed that this treatment is a steaming pile of horse shit. They suggested that RFK, jr. head to Africa where Ebola is endemic to test the efficacy of his ‘treatment’ on the virus.

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