After a mysterious absence for several months, former Trump adviser and former Mayor of New York City Rudy Giuliani has returned into the public eye with wild claims he was abducted by aliens on the night of the 2024 election, and has been held in captivity for the last five months.
What the actual fuck happened to Rudy? The man single-handedly held NYC together after 9/11. Seeing him onstage on Saturday Night Live right after 9/11 is one of those moments I’ll never forget.
For him to go from that to the always drunk dirty old man we see today. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Amen. Maybe his expensive taste for cigars and Scotch and penthouses, and his attraction to the dirty lifestyle of Russian mobsters made him succumb to the temptations of selling his soul.
They can have him- with triple green stamps, as we used to say!!
What the actual fuck happened to Rudy? The man single-handedly held NYC together after 9/11. Seeing him onstage on Saturday Night Live right after 9/11 is one of those moments I’ll never forget.
For him to go from that to the always drunk dirty old man we see today. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Amen. Maybe his expensive taste for cigars and Scotch and penthouses, and his attraction to the dirty lifestyle of Russian mobsters made him succumb to the temptations of selling his soul.
I hadn't really thought about him at all but that explains it really well. Maybe he got disappeared 🤔 creepy old white guy. Ick.
Lol can the aliens come take him back for good this time?
Maybe the aliens were detoxing him. No matter. He’s just gross
I got creative with this one :D
Lmao
Thanks for reading this one! :D
Your welcome I always try to read what you post. I love a good laugh.
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HaaHaa 😂🤣
Thanks for reading this, it was a long one ha :D
That is too funny for words! Thanks for making my day!!
Success! 💪
Ok, this guy has finally and totally gone batshit crazy. Any rubber rooms available?
Omg that was a divine read. I read it out loud to my husband. We both were laughing ridiculously.
There's no better success than lol's 🥰
Where is his family? And why does hannity waste time on him
Mental health alert
Not abducted by Biden..? 🤡😎
Noooooooooooooooo
What? Really?
He IS an alien.
Aliens as in extra terrestrials?
Because otherwise that would be something else.
When immigrants start kidnapping MAGAts as a counter measure.
Maybe they can use the real Alcatraz to lock them up.
Would be a nice extra feature for the tourists.
I would go. I’m going to start saving eggs and tomatoes from now on.