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Martha Olivares's avatar

They can have him- with triple green stamps, as we used to say!!

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Cara Mia's avatar

What the actual fuck happened to Rudy? The man single-handedly held NYC together after 9/11. Seeing him onstage on Saturday Night Live right after 9/11 is one of those moments I’ll never forget.

For him to go from that to the always drunk dirty old man we see today. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Amen. Maybe his expensive taste for cigars and Scotch and penthouses, and his attraction to the dirty lifestyle of Russian mobsters made him succumb to the temptations of selling his soul.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

I hadn't really thought about him at all but that explains it really well. Maybe he got disappeared 🤔 creepy old white guy. Ick.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Lol can the aliens come take him back for good this time?

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Reese, Not the Candy's avatar

Maybe the aliens were detoxing him. No matter. He’s just gross

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I got creative with this one :D

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Dawn's avatar

Lmao

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for reading this one! :D

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Dawn's avatar

Your welcome I always try to read what you post. I love a good laugh.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🥰

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Karen Scofield's avatar

HaaHaa 😂🤣

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for reading this, it was a long one ha :D

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

That is too funny for words! Thanks for making my day!!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success! 💪

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NopeNotToday's avatar

Ok, this guy has finally and totally gone batshit crazy. Any rubber rooms available?

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Maureen West's avatar

Omg that was a divine read. I read it out loud to my husband. We both were laughing ridiculously.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

There's no better success than lol's 🥰

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Susan Kennedy's avatar

Where is his family? And why does hannity waste time on him

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CD's avatar

Mental health alert

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Richard 🇺🇸's avatar

Not abducted by Biden..? 🤡😎

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Brigid's avatar

Noooooooooooooooo

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Daetha Rankin's avatar

What? Really?

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Lovey (Lyuba) Scully's avatar

He IS an alien.

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Ronald Timmerman's avatar

Aliens as in extra terrestrials?

Because otherwise that would be something else.

When immigrants start kidnapping MAGAts as a counter measure.

Maybe they can use the real Alcatraz to lock them up.

Would be a nice extra feature for the tourists.

I would go. I’m going to start saving eggs and tomatoes from now on.

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