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Shirley Peck's avatar

Is this true at all? A lot of it sounds true. The golf thing. The stink thing.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

It's all halfway true! :D

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Shirley Peck's avatar

You rascal!

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Mindy Gallegos's avatar

This is precisely what I came to the comments to say. LOL. “Is this satire?” Cause I can see all of it but it sounds a bit too on brand LOL

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PinkyLee80569's avatar

Diva...I have a few other choice words 😅

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Beth Edinger's avatar

The first several sounded completely believable. Have to say this is a fun diversion from actual news.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

That's what I'm going for with my satire and parody: brief moments of comedic catharsis from the fascism.

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Lana Miller Caywood's avatar

His dementia is worse and winning a second term fed his fragile ego.

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Sheila Fox's avatar

You've outdone yourself today - thanks for the laughs!!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for reading my work! :D

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Well dug piece, I’m still wearing a smile! Most of what you’ve written could be true, unfortunately the SS never share! However, former FBI agent Peter Strzok has shared some fascinating Trump details!!

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Kathy McG's avatar

Where can we read that?

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Steven Ediger's avatar

Did you read this, Bill Maher?

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Mandy's avatar

I feel like I’m reading two truths and a lie…

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Susana Salgado's avatar

It is so funny but I hope these stories are true.

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Denise Palesch's avatar

You just never know. Confirmation would be thrilling!

If only someone could be the blue bottle fly on the wall of the Oval.

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Stephen Sovie's avatar

What a role model!🤮

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

He's the worst example of an American in the entire country!

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Chris's avatar

Love tonwake up to this during dark times. A laugh feels good!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Glad to help your mornings! :D

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Y.B.TheTeacher's avatar

You are a satire and parody genius. I love your work. You should write a book on this regime.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I've written two political comedy books! Here's a link for my "Satire In The Biden Years" book on Amazon, it's also on Barnes & Noble, as both a print book and an ebook. It's the follow up to my first book, "Satire In The Trump Years" 🥳

https://www.amazon.com/Satire-Biden-Years-Worst-Halfway/dp/1736581988/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&dib_tag=AUTHOR&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.fz-RUirdRvMquIMWXXjglCQhZ8lmqQhipz3zoZw9y5p6igG3TeugFdX6bpyyYV_oh4upkCu-8kJGWgg8vMANDA.78RLIaQwKxWWsR1dWB2ka6cJXOdl_a9PErmFRIjVGuo

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Tara Robison's avatar

I imagine you'll have a lot of material to draw from, especially from Voldemoron.

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Gregory Tomkiel's avatar

They enabled him especially with that fake assassination attempt. They were in on it

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Heather Jenkins Warren's avatar

This is truly fucked up. I did not think it was possible to hate this POS more than I already do, but every day I find a reason to deepen that hatred. I KNOW this is unhealthy but I cannot help it. PLEASE HELP US/A!!!

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Juliet Forman's avatar

Insider trading is against the law. And outside presidential immunity. IMPEACH! Now!

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Seeking Secrets's avatar

That explains his attractiveness

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