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Gale's avatar

Just stop. Seriously, I was too far into this before I realized it was you. lol.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Yeah, I had to remind myself of who I was reading because it all plays out.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Teehee

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Michael Wolter's avatar

I was “along for the ride” until I realized that not even Kevin McCarthy would allow himself to be stranded in rural Virginia.

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James Ingalls's avatar

😂😭Appalling how believable this was (and perhaps how biased I now am), that it took me several paragraphs, until the choking out drivers to stop at McDonald’s story😂), to start laughing.

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Teri Alberico's avatar

He should reimburse the treasury for all the grifting he did when flaunting the emoluments clause… making secret service stay in drumpf hotels, etc…

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Kathi Ruel's avatar

He should be gone for flagrant disregard of the emoluments clause. Is he still pushing bibles, sneakers, pieces of a suit, coins, etc? 🤬🤮🤬

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Penny Barrons's avatar

Totally believable

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Patti Biltz's avatar

I think all of his secret service detail should just walk off the job! 😜

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ABT's avatar

Sadly they support him still.

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Donna Knarr's avatar

Satire? I thought it was the Gospel truth.

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Susie's avatar

The foul smell is because he came from the depths of Hades to steal Americas soul.

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That's no lady!'s avatar

It all rings true tho.

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Open Letters by Mersault's avatar

AN OPEN LETTER TO MY GLOATING MAGA NEIGHBOR

“Here you are, a month after the election, still donning that red hat like it’s some ceremonial religious head covering, parading your Trump flag as though it symbolizes something more than blind servitude to a con artist. And what exactly are you gloating about? The fracture of our nation? The unraveling of decency? A country brought to its knees by lies and division? This isn’t patriotism you’re celebrating—it’s a monument to ignorance, hatred, and the worship of a false idol.” READ MORE…https://substack.com/home/post/p-152592632

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Meg Allen's avatar

I honestly can't tell if this is satire.

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Cass's avatar

No. lol

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Carol's avatar

What a dick. A real shame he wasn’t aborted.

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Susan Beall's avatar

He’s a massive pimple on society

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Norma McDonald's avatar

Those guys should get extra pay for hazardous duty

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Susan Woods's avatar

You are hysterical! I’m thinking there is a little truth to every comment!

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Jen's avatar

Wow - just wow. He legit is a manchild.

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Kathryn Clancy's avatar

Now why doesn’t this surprise me.

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