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view from across the pond's avatar

1. Tanked the stock

2. Tanked the stock even more

3. And more

4. And more

5. And more!!

I did all my duties, dear board. Now let me get back to destroying the usa plse!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Don't forget, "Convinced a lot of angry people to spray paint our products with swastikas"

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Star Aasved's avatar

My favorite: D.O.G.E. reportedly found that there’s nothing more wasteful in the government than Trump — in both the government expenses he incurs from constant golfing and dumb photo-ops, as well as the excretory waste in his pants that gives him his infamous stench.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Ha nice, you have a warped sense of humor just like me! :D

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Star Aasved's avatar

It's what keeps me going - you?

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Julie O's avatar

Lots of these cracked me up!!! Magnets and golf balls, Ronald McDonald, AI, She doesn't go here. Ok, most of them cracked me up. 😂

(but the one about the Tate brothers is probably true, they are inhuman)

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for sharing my sense of humor! :D Regarding the Tate brothers it's very unfortunate they won't rot in a Romanian prison.

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Linda's avatar

trump seems to be gathering predators and rapists around him. What’s wrong with the women who voted for this waste of space?

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Wolf's avatar

Musk is a strong unpleasant smelling reddish brown substance! Is that a coincidence?

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Peter Roest's avatar

Maybe that can be one of the five things they’ve done this week. Probably more useful than any of the other four.

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Laurie Brown's avatar

Hell yeah they should he think he’s the king of this country just like all the billionaires.

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Flora the Great's avatar

5 sprays of Ketamin?

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