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Duane Davenport's avatar

This is so good 😊👍🏻

It sounds so realistic and believable, and all makes good sense at the same time. 👏🏻

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for the kind words! Unfortunately I think I've gotten pretty good at living in Donald Trump's demented psychology.

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Rosemary Dill's avatar

Trump is a big mess

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

You're a MUST READ, every day for me !

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for the love! 🥰

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Juliahrice's avatar

Thanks for letting me in on the joke. I’ve been fearful of reading you because I wasn’t sure whether your posts were satire or not. These are confusing times.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

In fascist times, comedy and satire mocking the fascists become the most important political discourse :D

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Jann McCarthy's avatar

This is satire? Every single one?

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Most of these are probably definitely true. There's no way Donald Trump has swam in 30 years!

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jeri yoshizu's avatar

Scary how these seem true

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Most of them probably are true!

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Rosemary Dill's avatar

Trump is a mess

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D. Ahlgrim's avatar

Those sound like you started with truths before segueing into satire! I was nodding until the naked pictures in Barron's lockboxes for divorce leverage! I knew it was satire then, because she would never divorce him - her arrangement is too $$cushy$$ (aside from the rare hour she has to appear beside him) and she is as greedy as he is.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

It's always fun to hear which joke is someone's tipping point lol

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Rosemary Siipola's avatar

You might be on to something. Bottom line is he’s an idiot and we all know it, including him.

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Rosemary Dill's avatar

Trump is a mess

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Barbara Buser's avatar

He is dying.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Come on heart attack!

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Lulu Manus's avatar

The weak man is obviously a Putin operative.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

His foreign policy certainly doesn't make much sense except that he's unpatriotically obsessed with what Vladimir Putin thinks of him.

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Stephen Sovie's avatar

You may have intended this to be a joke, but it's quite possibly true.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

It's halfway real :D

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Lee Peacock's avatar

Stunning how these all sound so...plausible! 😊

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CAL's avatar

Oh how I want this to be true 🤭

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Connie Updike-Chilcoat's avatar

As a trained Family Therapist and having read 3 biographies about Mr Trump, at this point I understand how he became who he is. But at some point every adult has the opportunity to keep or jettison Family Gifts. Mr Trump will crumble and fall apart just like every other being. His passing can be serene or not, his choice.

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Alet Georgalli's avatar

Phew😂 I needed that! That was fun!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success! :D

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Stop the BS247's avatar

Always a pleasure reading your Stacks.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thank you very much for the kind words! A compliment a day keeps the burnout away :D

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Gerry D's avatar

NO EXCUSES ACCEPTED.

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