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Daniel Alcala's avatar

Lmao! I absolutely refuse to believe this is satire

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Me too :D

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Belinda Edlin Ballard's avatar

Really wish this was real.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

2029 is four years away... it could easily become real :D

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Seraphita's avatar

That’s a great start, but what about adding a bit for women who no longer wish to have sex with a husband demanding sex every day!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Good suggestion!

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Pat Bergman's avatar

Someone needs to do a test case and file for child support as soon as they know they are pregnant in any state that says personhood begins at conception. With the forthcoming Medicaid cuts it could pay for prenatal care, hospital costs associated with the birth, and the nutritious food needed to grow that little person.

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nothappynow's avatar

I'm in

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Barbara Minguet's avatar

I will definitely buy your books! I love your satirical wit

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! Satire In The Trump Years is available now, and I'll have Satire In the Biden Years published in another couple weeks! I also have a few poetry books to check out :D

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Stephen Sovie's avatar

Great satire!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! :D

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Susan Jagoda's avatar

😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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Karen Brand's avatar

Sign me up. I know what I’m doing.

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Sandy's avatar

This is a serious question—may I use some or all of your laws for men to send to my senator?

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Please do :D

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Sandy's avatar

Yay! I’ve been thinking on that sperm protection for some time now. You put it jnto words for me!

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Y.B.TheTeacher's avatar

Yes, yes, yes❣️

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Yanni Hamburger's avatar

Standing ovation. If I read this, I would be excited for P2029

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! :D

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Janet Addis's avatar

This is brilliant, I loved it. And oh how I wish this was real

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I write the kind of satire that SHOULD be real :D

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Emily Sorensen's avatar

If only.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Women mafia groups have 4 years to work on this agenda :D

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Twyla Estes's avatar

Fantastic!

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Holly K's avatar

Yesssss! It needs to be real, damn it!!

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