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Mark Lidman's avatar

The taint! 😃

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William Weaver's avatar

LMAO! That was hilarious

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thank you very much! I've got two books that are a collective 500 pages full of this kind of humor if you're interested! 🥰

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/dash%20macintyre

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Stephen Wunderlich's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'm happy to make you laugh! 🥰

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Kathy H's avatar

I agree! 😁

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Dwina B. SHE/HER/USAF VET/🎓🧘🏽's avatar

That’s smart for the immigrants to get a trump tat!

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Sheila's avatar

Love it 😆

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! 🥰

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Jassy Randall's avatar

Forget the “CARDS!” Trumpty Dumpty doesn’t have the HUMANITY, MORAL CHARACTER and/or AUTHENTICITY to earn any man-conceived award of that caliber ever!!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Agree with that!

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aka Stella's avatar

“The Taint” - I can’t. I cannot with you. I cannot get back off the floor. Just stop it.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

😇

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Kristie's avatar

Orange Sluts For Daddy Trump. 😅😂🤣

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'd risk arrest from Republicans to see that show 😜

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Kathy H's avatar

🤣😂😅

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Big B's avatar

Very funny!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks!

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Diane J's avatar

Great writing. Hopefully I can fully subscribe next month. This month it's paying double because the orange buffoon's minion screwed up Social Security payment dates.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

You would be so kind to help support me writing full-time! 🥰 Regardless, I hope my comedy continues to give you brief daily cathartic breaks from the Trumpian chaos, madness, and absurdity!

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Joan Dworetzky's avatar

Pieces of what prize?

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Punny

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Da Memaw's avatar

Ahh, the 50’s: Petey And behind every good man is a woman, with a rolling pin. Lovely visual, I lost the thread . . .

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Catherine Mommsen's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Shirley Jackson's avatar

Or the decency or the cojones

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Frannie amoruso's avatar

No surprise because the vacant mind that sits in my White House doesn’t play with a full deck of cards in his head

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Wheeler's avatar

They are just being nice, they wanted to say brains.

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