Is it because chefs are an anti-fascist demographic, or because Trump has the palate of a six-year-old?
I believed this for the first five or so. SMH. They seems plausible
My specialty is halfway real news! :D
Fighting MAGA absurdity with my liberal comedy is the only catharsis that'll get me through these Trump years, and I hope it helps you too!
I know it’s satire, but honestly for MOST of it “I wouldn’t put it past him…”
Did not feel alone!
Me too. Parody is officially dead now
Actually some of those are very believable. After the first few it finally became clear that it was a joke.
I still believe he stiffs waiters. And spitting into guests’ food is just the kind of puerile thing he loves to do.
I like the one where he eats off other world leaders' plates as a dominance move :D
That’s real, right?
So good. Thank you for making me laugh out loud. We will need much humor these next four years. Thank you!!!
Thanks for keeping your sanity with comedy with me! :D
Definitely agree.
Ouch 😂🤣my sides are splitting,Fae 😂 LoL Good Fun You, and will reStack ASAP 😂💯👍
Thanks so much! I make myself laugh a lot writing these, so thanks for sharing my warped sense of humor :D
🤣🤣 there is probably a lot of truth there 🤣🤣
Probably half of these are unwittingly true :D
Sooooo Funny! But of course I wouldn’t put any of this past him in real life!
Thank you! I took think it's more accurate than Trump would like us to know!
I’m sure there is a local McDonalds in D.C. where he could poach their top chef ! 😎
Now THIS is truly hilarious!
Success! :D
They should open up a McDonald's in the White House
That’s so disgusting 🤮 he would make me puke every meal! What a fucking lunatic disgusting person! His food habits are abnormal, and sick!🤢
I forgot to mention that everyone agrees Trump's body odor stench that has been described as "expired roast beef"
Jesus fecking christ
Why doesn't he simply hire a McDonald's crew chief and gave the food delivered -- I know DOOR DASH
Oh damn I wish these were true. Also, he doesn't hire chefs, because he eats mcdonalds every day, right?
The chefs are more like delivery drivers than cooks.
Lol!
This is comedic gold!!! I ❤️ it!
Thanks so much for the kind words! :D
The Whitehouse chefs say " Escupimo en su alimentos " , so tr💩mp doesn't know 😉
He'll never learn :D
The trouble is, it's all completely believable.
I believed this for the first five or so. SMH. They seems plausible
My specialty is halfway real news! :D
Fighting MAGA absurdity with my liberal comedy is the only catharsis that'll get me through these Trump years, and I hope it helps you too!
I know it’s satire, but honestly for MOST of it “I wouldn’t put it past him…”
Did not feel alone!
Me too. Parody is officially dead now
Actually some of those are very believable. After the first few it finally became clear that it was a joke.
I still believe he stiffs waiters. And spitting into guests’ food is just the kind of puerile thing he loves to do.
I like the one where he eats off other world leaders' plates as a dominance move :D
That’s real, right?
So good. Thank you for making me laugh out loud. We will need much humor these next four years. Thank you!!!
Thanks for keeping your sanity with comedy with me! :D
Definitely agree.
Ouch 😂🤣my sides are splitting,Fae 😂 LoL Good Fun You, and will reStack ASAP 😂💯👍
Thanks so much! I make myself laugh a lot writing these, so thanks for sharing my warped sense of humor :D
🤣🤣 there is probably a lot of truth there 🤣🤣
Probably half of these are unwittingly true :D
Sooooo Funny! But of course I wouldn’t put any of this past him in real life!
Thank you! I took think it's more accurate than Trump would like us to know!
I’m sure there is a local McDonalds in D.C. where he could poach their top chef ! 😎
Now THIS is truly hilarious!
Success! :D
They should open up a McDonald's in the White House
That’s so disgusting 🤮 he would make me puke every meal! What a fucking lunatic disgusting person! His food habits are abnormal, and sick!🤢
I forgot to mention that everyone agrees Trump's body odor stench that has been described as "expired roast beef"
Jesus fecking christ
Why doesn't he simply hire a McDonald's crew chief and gave the food delivered -- I know DOOR DASH
Oh damn I wish these were true. Also, he doesn't hire chefs, because he eats mcdonalds every day, right?
The chefs are more like delivery drivers than cooks.
Lol!
This is comedic gold!!! I ❤️ it!
Thanks so much for the kind words! :D
The Whitehouse chefs say " Escupimo en su alimentos " , so tr💩mp doesn't know 😉
He'll never learn :D
The trouble is, it's all completely believable.