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1 Blue Butterfly's avatar

I believed this for the first five or so. SMH. They seems plausible

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

My specialty is halfway real news! :D

Fighting MAGA absurdity with my liberal comedy is the only catharsis that'll get me through these Trump years, and I hope it helps you too!

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Shelly Stallard's avatar

I know it’s satire, but honestly for MOST of it “I wouldn’t put it past him…”

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Sharon Saulnier's avatar

Did not feel alone!

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kimmyedmonton's avatar

Me too. Parody is officially dead now

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Julie Lewis's avatar

Actually some of those are very believable. After the first few it finally became clear that it was a joke.

I still believe he stiffs waiters. And spitting into guests’ food is just the kind of puerile thing he loves to do.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I like the one where he eats off other world leaders' plates as a dominance move :D

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GarySanDiego's avatar

That’s real, right?

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Vincent Mazzotta's avatar

So good. Thank you for making me laugh out loud. We will need much humor these next four years. Thank you!!!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for keeping your sanity with comedy with me! :D

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Jim Sayers's avatar

Definitely agree.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Ouch 😂🤣my sides are splitting,Fae 😂 LoL Good Fun You, and will reStack ASAP 😂💯👍

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks so much! I make myself laugh a lot writing these, so thanks for sharing my warped sense of humor :D

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Katie's avatar

🤣🤣 there is probably a lot of truth there 🤣🤣

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Probably half of these are unwittingly true :D

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Elizabeth Davenport's avatar

Sooooo Funny! But of course I wouldn’t put any of this past him in real life!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thank you! I took think it's more accurate than Trump would like us to know!

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LNathan's avatar

I’m sure there is a local McDonalds in D.C. where he could poach their top chef ! 😎

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Dr. Lisa's avatar

Now THIS is truly hilarious!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success! :D

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Beepbeep's avatar

They should open up a McDonald's in the White House

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Marianne Cromarty's avatar

That’s so disgusting 🤮 he would make me puke every meal! What a fucking lunatic disgusting person! His food habits are abnormal, and sick!🤢

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I forgot to mention that everyone agrees Trump's body odor stench that has been described as "expired roast beef"

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Judy's avatar

Jesus fecking christ

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Andrea Stoeckel's avatar

Why doesn't he simply hire a McDonald's crew chief and gave the food delivered -- I know DOOR DASH

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Miss AJ's avatar

Oh damn I wish these were true. Also, he doesn't hire chefs, because he eats mcdonalds every day, right?

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

The chefs are more like delivery drivers than cooks.

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Miss AJ's avatar

Lol!

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Maddie's avatar

This is comedic gold!!! I ❤️ it!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks so much for the kind words! :D

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

The Whitehouse chefs say " Escupimo en su alimentos " , so tr💩mp doesn't know 😉

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

He'll never learn :D

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Susan Ross's avatar

The trouble is, it's all completely believable.

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