Donald Trump today made several unsubstantiated claims about Joe Biden’s 2024 presidential platform: “Joe Biden hates same-race marriages even more than he hates God! All the suburban white women out there who are thinking about flipping to the Democrats better understand that Joe Biden does not respect you or your husband like I do. Especially if your husband is a white. Or one of the Christians. Suburban women need to watch out. Biden hates you. Biden will make you divorce your husband, and force you to marry someone else. Someone very different. Someone from ISIS who snuck in our lawless and undefended Southern border, and is now wearing disguises to blend in until Biden and Pelosi give him his slave wife: you. Suburban women better think again before voting for Democrats. They’re gonna make you at gunpoint convert to Islam. They’ll make you burn your family Bible and swear an oath on a Koran. Or, worse, they’ll give you an African immigrant husband from a shithole country. Or a Chinese. Biden will make you spin a wheel to find out whether your new husband is black, brown, yellow or red. Whatever it lands on, that’s what you’re stuck with. People everywhere are talking about it. You wouldn’t believe what’s going on. What they’re trying to do. They want you to start having to go to a downtown DMV that’s connected to a mosque and a Planned Parenthood, and sit seven hours till they call your ticket number while you wait with a bunch of crackies and people giving themselves post-birth abortions, and then spin the spousal color wheel while they give you a dozen COVID shots real quick when you’re not looking and your guard is down. It’s criminal what they’re trying to do. Normal color husbands will no longer be allowed. So, suburban women, if you don’t want to have to marry a member of al-Qaeda who snuck in through Texas and is now scheming in Minneapolis, or Milwaukee, or Detroit, or wherever your suburb is, I’d suggest you reelect me. Democrats will abort your marriage, and Fauci will personally give your kids a vaccine that will change the color of their skin and convert them to mulattos, the ones he doesn’t eat first. The Clinton crime family will be there, too. She has dibs on eating all the post-birth abortioned babies. People are saying she’s the Epstein of eating fetuses. And I don’t do Epsteins. I had no idea who Epstein was. I had no clue it was his island, and I always turned in early during the parties, and found a spare bedroom to go to sleep in, and lock the door, and put on a sleep mask over my eyes, and put in ear plugs… so I never saw, heard, or experienced anything yucky. I’m a germaphobe. I don’t do the yucky stuff. I never was into golden showers on me. The Fake News is just so evil. I have never been peed on by anyone. Everyone knows you have the prostitutes do golden showers on each other, and you just watch. In a way, it’s a beautiful thing. Because no one respects women more than Trump. I’m one of the great women respecters, maybe of all time. Just because a jury of my peers found that crazy Carroll lady and all her witnesses credible doesn’t mean I’m guilty! They’re all lying! Everyone in the world lies, except me. I’m the only one telling you the truth, which is why the fake news media accuses me of lying all the time. So if you want your suburban kids’ skin to stay white, you better vote Trump, that’s all I’m saying. If I told you everything Biden wanted to do, it would blow your mind. You wouldn’t believe it. I shouldn’t say it. They don’t want me to say it. And I know I said this about Obama and Hillary, but my election stopped them from doing it just in time. But Biden is going to finish the job. Trust me. The only food you’ll get in grocery stories will be Mexican or Arab. There will be taco stands and hummus bowls right outside your house on every block! If you have a suburban white family, it’ll be game over for you if Biden steals the election from me again! You’re not going to be suburban anymore. Maybe not even a woman. Who knows? The way the Woke people are going… The Christians, they don’t like the Woke stuff. They judge it very hard. It’s kind of funny how much the Christians love me, isn’t it? They really like me. It’s like I’m almost bigger than Jesus. It feels nice to receive such pavlovian loyalty. And it sure is financially lucrative! They never stop giving. It’s like they’re tithing to me as if I’m God. This must be what Hitler felt like. I kind of get Hitler in a way. Obviously not all the bad stuff, but he had such talent for working up an angry, violent mob. If I get reelected, I could totally do a Hitler. Stephen Miller would be my Himmler… Fox News is my Goebbels… Mike Flynn is kind of my Göring. Just kidding, everyone, I’m not going to do a Hitler. But on day one, maybe just a little. The 4th Reich… the Trump Reich. I like the sound of that. Hitler had great branding. The Swastika flags and armbands really sent a message. But Hitler should have done more businesses on the side like me. I’ve always wondered what Hitler Steaks might have tasted like. Or Hitler Hotels — that’s got nice alliteration. Hitler Hotels. I should get China to give Ivanka a trademark on that name. She’s really racking up the Chinese trademarks, isn’t she? And speaking of racks… too bad Hitler didn’t have a daughter. I’ve always wondered if I could have married Hitler’s daughter. That would have been one of the great political alliances of all time, wouldn’t it? I was born in 1946, she maybe would have been a year or two older if she was born at the end of the war. ‘Trump/Hitler, 2024.’ Talk about strength! ...But, yeah, the Christians really love me. Honestly, sometimes it creeps me out how much they love me. They always want to touch me, and pray with me, and hold my hands. Yuck. They’re real touchy-feely, the Christians. But, anyway, suburban women, watch out because Joe Biden will ruin your life. I guarantee it. Biden will sign an executive order that your house gets torn down, and he’ll replace your perfect home and pretty little yard with a low-income housing unit, and cram in dozens of immigrant thugs and ANTIFA. He’s going to turn your suburban life into an urban one, and he’ll convert all your kids into little urbans. You won’t even recognize them anymore. Trust me. Your little Timmy will turn into big Tyrone, or Osama the Terrorist. We don’t want Osamas in America. We want to keep them in Afghanistan. We never should have gone into Afghanistan. All the generals say, ‘Sir, if only you were president then.’ Osama never would have attacked us. He’d have been way too scared of what I might do back. If I was president I would have made a deal with Osama, and he would have stopped all his terrorism in a day. Maybe we’d have fallen in love, like me and Kim Jong Un… The suburbs will be totally over. You’ll never see a suburb again. America will be nothing but urban. And all the men will have to turn into trans men. So suburban women, especially the white ones, better stop flipping over to the Democrats! I love you, but Joe Biden hates you. Seriously. He will feed your children to Nancy Pelosi. It will be their new tax. A child tax! And remember, I’m in court for you. They’re trying to get you, but I’m just standing in their way. So send me some money for my lawyers, my bond, my court fines, and McDonalds lunches. Help keep me energized so I can fight for all of you. If they can prosecute me for campaign finance fraud, hoarding classified secrets, leaking national security secrets, and raping women, they can prosecute you too. Thank you so much to all my followers and fans. And send cash right now — the McRib is back!”
Too funny. On a serious note, a lot of this is what the tangerine terror’s cult members actually believe. Although I’ve seen the educational statistics among developed nations for decades, the actual reality of just how ignorant a good portion of this country is was truly astounding.
Given that NOBODY in the world is "racially pure," EVERY MARRIAGE is "biracial" at some point.
I'll never forget Craig Cobb, the neo-Nazi Faux Fuehrer who wanted to set up a bunker in Leith, North Dakota, going on the Oprah Winfrey Show and discovering that his DNA test showed he had African-American ancestors.
WHOOPS!
That -- and his violations of Leith's laws by walking around town brandishing a rifle and threatening people -- ended his claims to being the "Vanguard of the Aryan Race."
Too funny. On a serious note, a lot of this is what the tangerine terror’s cult members actually believe. Although I’ve seen the educational statistics among developed nations for decades, the actual reality of just how ignorant a good portion of this country is was truly astounding.
Well Done Indeed!!! 🤣
Given that NOBODY in the world is "racially pure," EVERY MARRIAGE is "biracial" at some point.
I'll never forget Craig Cobb, the neo-Nazi Faux Fuehrer who wanted to set up a bunker in Leith, North Dakota, going on the Oprah Winfrey Show and discovering that his DNA test showed he had African-American ancestors.
WHOOPS!
That -- and his violations of Leith's laws by walking around town brandishing a rifle and threatening people -- ended his claims to being the "Vanguard of the Aryan Race."
The noisy stupidity problem in action. How can anyone believe DJT's blather?
How ridiculous..