And five other brief thoughts on US politics.
We can only hope. Since our “justice” system is powerless to hold him accountable for his crimes, maybe Mother Nature will.
A slow Covid death that he inflicted on so many Americans because of his stupidity would be appropriate way for him to die!
Karma
Further more, when he does die throw his body in the garbage truck that he’s plans on parading around on Inauguration Day!
Love this! We should maybe team up? :)
Coming up later in Mixtape on the Titanic (AS LONG AS YOU ARE OK WITH ME DOING THIS, INSPIRED BY YOUR POST -- totally meant to be admiring, not theft)
Wouldn't It Be Cold (A Polar Vortex Prayer)
VERSE 1
William Henry Harrison led the way
Caught a cold on Inauguration Day
Longest speech but shortest reign
Sometimes karma comes with rain!
(Or polar vortex!)
VERSE 2
Now Don's worried 'bout the weather map
Says his doctors need a lengthy nap
Long COVID lurking in his chest
Mother Nature might do what the courts can't test!
CHORUS
Oh, wouldn't it be cold?
If history repeats itself I'm told!
One month in office, that's the dream
Like Harrison's brief presidential scheme!
(Just saying!)
BRIDGE
JD Vance might catch it too
Speaker Johnson, this means you!
A chain reaction of divine
Meteorological design!
(Thoughts and prayers!)
VERSE 3
They say you shouldn't wish ill will
But Harrison set quite the bill
Just thirty days of presidential power
Before the final freezing shower!
(How historical!)
FINAL VERSE
So let the polar vortex swing
Let the Arctic breezes sing
Sometimes weather has a plan
Like January back in 1841!
OUTRO (Spoken with faux innocence)
"I'm not saying I WANT the cold to get them...
I'm just saying William Henry Harrison
Showed us what's historically possible!
And who are we to argue with history?
It's educational!"
Record that into a comedy song :D
I love your articles!
Thanks so much for sharing my warped sense of humor! :D
Let us pray....
This!
Thank you!
Thanks for laughing along with me! :D
Nope… he’s afraid the ferret on his dome would blow away… and the small crowd sizes can be explained away
🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻…..oops…my bad.
🤣
I'm calling Bullshit,he heard it's going to be Windy out, FULL STOP 🛑 💯👍
One can hope
Please oh please!
A girl can dream…
🤲
Well, I certainly hope so.
We can only hope. Since our “justice” system is powerless to hold him accountable for his crimes, maybe Mother Nature will.
A slow Covid death that he inflicted on so many Americans because of his stupidity would be appropriate way for him to die!
Karma
Further more, when he does die throw his body in the garbage truck that he’s plans on parading around on Inauguration Day!
Love this! We should maybe team up? :)
Coming up later in Mixtape on the Titanic (AS LONG AS YOU ARE OK WITH ME DOING THIS, INSPIRED BY YOUR POST -- totally meant to be admiring, not theft)
Wouldn't It Be Cold (A Polar Vortex Prayer)
VERSE 1
William Henry Harrison led the way
Caught a cold on Inauguration Day
Longest speech but shortest reign
Sometimes karma comes with rain!
(Or polar vortex!)
VERSE 2
Now Don's worried 'bout the weather map
Says his doctors need a lengthy nap
Long COVID lurking in his chest
Mother Nature might do what the courts can't test!
CHORUS
Oh, wouldn't it be cold?
If history repeats itself I'm told!
One month in office, that's the dream
Like Harrison's brief presidential scheme!
(Just saying!)
BRIDGE
JD Vance might catch it too
Speaker Johnson, this means you!
A chain reaction of divine
Meteorological design!
(Thoughts and prayers!)
VERSE 3
They say you shouldn't wish ill will
But Harrison set quite the bill
Just thirty days of presidential power
Before the final freezing shower!
(How historical!)
FINAL VERSE
So let the polar vortex swing
Let the Arctic breezes sing
Sometimes weather has a plan
Like January back in 1841!
OUTRO (Spoken with faux innocence)
"I'm not saying I WANT the cold to get them...
I'm just saying William Henry Harrison
Showed us what's historically possible!
And who are we to argue with history?
It's educational!"
Record that into a comedy song :D
I love your articles!
Thanks so much for sharing my warped sense of humor! :D
Let us pray....
This!
Thank you!
Thanks for laughing along with me! :D
Nope… he’s afraid the ferret on his dome would blow away… and the small crowd sizes can be explained away
🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻…..oops…my bad.
🤣
I'm calling Bullshit,he heard it's going to be Windy out, FULL STOP 🛑 💯👍
One can hope
Please oh please!
A girl can dream…
🤲
Well, I certainly hope so.