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Carol Vitko's avatar

One thing that's sad. It's getting harder to figure out if this is satire or actual bullshit for the gubmint.

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Kay-El's avatar

A mixture of both?

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L B Bowen's avatar

Such clever, biting wit! I love it! You are making our lives better with your humor. Thank you!🥰

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🥰 Thank you for the kind words! Comedy is catharsis in fascist eras like the one we're finding ourselves in now!

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Marc R Hapke's avatar

It took me a while to realize this was satire. Sad commentary on where we are now.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🫡

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Catherine Witherell's avatar

So good! You’re a very good writer.

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Kathy H's avatar

You said that right! I was thinking how hard it must be when the truth is so absurd it's not even funny...but a writer that can still find things to make us laugh is just GOOD. St8 up. We'll said. 😁

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Kay-El's avatar

1. “the whole world essentially called his bluff”. I posit that this is actually true, considering all the countries that are making deals with each other and bypassing the US

2. RFK Jr swims in these dues because his brain worm needs company.

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Beth Edinger's avatar

Musk and the “five things.”🤭😆🤣

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Doug hall's avatar

Grease is one thing he knows about

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Megan Rothery's avatar

Use this spreadsheet as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress. Reach out to your own, as well as those in other states on a specific committee important to a topic you’re sharing. Use your voice and make some “good trouble.” 

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13lYafj0P-6owAJcH-5_xcpcRvMUZI7rkBPW-Ma9e7hw/edit

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Doug hall's avatar

What a dikweed

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Doug miller's avatar

DRAG HIM OUT OF THE WHITEHOUSE AND ON TO THE FRONT LAWN BY HIS FAKE HAIR AND SHOOT HIM!!!

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OddBird79's avatar

who else remembers Crank Yankers? 😂 Someone needs to make a cartoon or something of this dingus

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Kevin L's avatar

Art of the deal…..cold calling lol 🤣

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

"Top Trump Administration officials are reportedly worried that if RFK Jr. gets infected by brain-eating amoebas in the toxic creeks and lakes he keeps swimming in they won’t be able to tell the difference."

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's my favorite, I think because my first career was in parasitology. And I know which amoeba you're talking about (so I feel just a little bit smart🤓, thank you).

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Jay  Kinard's avatar

I would not be surprised.

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Michael Englander's avatar

NYC retailer weighs in

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