When I went to pay my property taxes, I told the clerk that my house is a church, and I wanted to be exempt. She was a little flustered and went into some information about location and square footage, and mumbled something else. I told her I’ll plant a sign in my yard and expect to be exempt by this time, next year.
Iknow it's satire for you and I normally enjoy it. However, I believe we are closer than you think....look who/what Trump installed as the White House Faith Leader. https://youtu.be/Hvc7TDJhksA?feature=shared
It's truly astounding too how so many Christians can listen to everything Trump says about the Bible and Jesus and God and think he really cares at all about their religious beliefs and supposed values their politics shit all over on.
I suspect May calling it summer camp to start with. But it will change because Trump will want his name on it. Remember, last week he had all those youth on stage with him to sign the education department closure.
I wonder what God thinks about that idea. Will he or she stand for the competition when little Donald attempts to take over his position ? There may be another rumble in heaven coming up soon and I'm putting my money on God to win and The Donald and his croonies damned for eternity. How dare he to try and corrupt the sacred.
Dammit! I read this and lose my shit because it takes me a sec to realize this is satire. LOL!
I still wonder if it really is satire! 🤣
Because we know he would talk like that and think he could pull it off. We’re probably gonna see it at some point. Everything he does is a grift.
He's the king of grifters.
I mean.. there was a prayer circle in the Oval Office. I wouldn’t call this a complete stretch..
I'd say it's only a matter of time before Trump gets in the religion business.
No it’s not, but still a shock.
Damn it is right!!!😂
😂😂😂
When I went to pay my property taxes, I told the clerk that my house is a church, and I wanted to be exempt. She was a little flustered and went into some information about location and square footage, and mumbled something else. I told her I’ll plant a sign in my yard and expect to be exempt by this time, next year.
Good luck! :D
Damn!!! Why couldn't it be true?! I almost sent it to a MAGA christian...can those two words exist together in the same sentence? Scary
Send it! Send it!
Part of Hitler playbook. Take over the Arts, the government, education and religion.
How long until Trump starts a Trump Youth program?
Jeebus, don’t give em any ideas!!!🥸
I'm surprised he hasn't done this already!
This borders on exactly what that POS would do. A riot!
Thanks for reading my work! :D
It’s always my pleasure!
I just threw up in mouth
Thanks for the smiles!
Thanks for reading my work! :D
Ŵell, you certainly hit your
target of deep satire on this one.....
Right on target :D
Iknow it's satire for you and I normally enjoy it. However, I believe we are closer than you think....look who/what Trump installed as the White House Faith Leader. https://youtu.be/Hvc7TDJhksA?feature=shared
It's truly astounding too how so many Christians can listen to everything Trump says about the Bible and Jesus and God and think he really cares at all about their religious beliefs and supposed values their politics shit all over on.
I suspect May calling it summer camp to start with. But it will change because Trump will want his name on it. Remember, last week he had all those youth on stage with him to sign the education department closure.
Feels so much like “Idiocracy”
I wonder what God thinks about that idea. Will he or she stand for the competition when little Donald attempts to take over his position ? There may be another rumble in heaven coming up soon and I'm putting my money on God to win and The Donald and his croonies damned for eternity. How dare he to try and corrupt the sacred.
O M F G ! Trumposo involved with a “church?” The most unchristian person in America? Just another grift for sure.
A grifter has gotta grift. And he is meeting with grifters.
I got so lost in the article until I got to the end and realized who wrote it.
Very well written 👍🏻
Ha successful satire! Thanks for reading and being a good sport about getting fooled! :D