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Miss AJ's avatar

Dammit! I read this and lose my shit because it takes me a sec to realize this is satire. LOL!

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Michael Sherrick's avatar

I still wonder if it really is satire! 🤣

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Poppy's avatar

Because we know he would talk like that and think he could pull it off. We’re probably gonna see it at some point. Everything he does is a grift.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

He's the king of grifters.

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Daniel Alcala's avatar

I mean.. there was a prayer circle in the Oval Office. I wouldn’t call this a complete stretch..

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'd say it's only a matter of time before Trump gets in the religion business.

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Miss AJ's avatar

No it’s not, but still a shock.

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Virginia Montez's avatar

Damn it is right!!!😂

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Miss AJ's avatar

😂😂😂

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Dianne K's avatar

When I went to pay my property taxes, I told the clerk that my house is a church, and I wanted to be exempt. She was a little flustered and went into some information about location and square footage, and mumbled something else. I told her I’ll plant a sign in my yard and expect to be exempt by this time, next year.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Good luck! :D

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jennifer lane's avatar

Damn!!! Why couldn't it be true?! I almost sent it to a MAGA christian...can those two words exist together in the same sentence? Scary

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Send it! Send it!

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Shoshana's avatar

Part of Hitler playbook. Take over the Arts, the government, education and religion.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

How long until Trump starts a Trump Youth program?

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B L's avatar

Jeebus, don’t give em any ideas!!!🥸

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'm surprised he hasn't done this already!

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Star Aasved's avatar

This borders on exactly what that POS would do. A riot!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for reading my work! :D

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Star Aasved's avatar

It’s always my pleasure!

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Scott Staton's avatar

I just threw up in mouth

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Chris's avatar

Thanks for the smiles!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for reading my work! :D

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Mary Kay Richert's avatar

Ŵell, you certainly hit your

target of deep satire on this one.....

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Right on target :D

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Stop the BS247's avatar

Iknow it's satire for you and I normally enjoy it. However, I believe we are closer than you think....look who/what Trump installed as the White House Faith Leader. https://youtu.be/Hvc7TDJhksA?feature=shared

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

It's truly astounding too how so many Christians can listen to everything Trump says about the Bible and Jesus and God and think he really cares at all about their religious beliefs and supposed values their politics shit all over on.

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Shoshana's avatar

I suspect May calling it summer camp to start with. But it will change because Trump will want his name on it. Remember, last week he had all those youth on stage with him to sign the education department closure.

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Biff's avatar

Feels so much like “Idiocracy”

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Robo's avatar

I wonder what God thinks about that idea. Will he or she stand for the competition when little Donald attempts to take over his position ? There may be another rumble in heaven coming up soon and I'm putting my money on God to win and The Donald and his croonies damned for eternity. How dare he to try and corrupt the sacred.

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Magdalena's avatar

O M F G ! Trumposo involved with a “church?” The most unchristian person in America? Just another grift for sure.

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Stacey's avatar

A grifter has gotta grift. And he is meeting with grifters.

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Duane Davenport's avatar

I got so lost in the article until I got to the end and realized who wrote it.

Very well written 👍🏻

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Ha successful satire! Thanks for reading and being a good sport about getting fooled! :D

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