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Stop the BS247's avatar

Trump praying??? Did hell freeze over? I love this post. Waking up to laughter is ALWAYS the best.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for reading my comedy! I hope to continue making your mornings funny because it's gonna be a long 4 years of dealing with our petulant little toddler dictator.

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Stop the BS247's avatar

I hope that he will not be around by the end of June 2025.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'm very worried he's going to die soon, and then not have to deal with any of the awful consequences he causes... and never have to spend a day in prison 😫

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Diane J's avatar

But we will have to deal with Vance and he hpedthe Heritage Foundation withe the 2025 plan.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'd take Vance over Trump easily. Vance has the charisma of one of the couches he likes to bang.

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Emily F Rosenmeier's avatar

😱🤮

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Stop the BS247's avatar

He will worry all right, that 🔥trip down is a doozy.

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Heidi L's avatar

Yeah, #12 - go full dictator rather than admit mistake - is a little too possible...

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

That one is not satirical at all 😔 I have a dream these giant protests keep going, and then Trump tries to use the military to violently put down the protests, then the military refuses, and he devolves into madness and even the Cabinet is forced to admit it's time for the 25th Amendment to remove him from office 🙌

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Heidi L's avatar

That works, but what if the opposite happens and the military DOESN'T refuse. And 25th Amendment only gets rid of TFG, not JD... My dream is an incapacitating cerebral incident that leaves him fully conscious but unable to respond...

However, your dream has merit. Studies have shown that military is hesitant to fire on nonviolent protests. Apparently 3% (or more) of the population involved in said protests is the mark we need to strive for.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

JD Vance is much preferable to Trump. He has no charisma, and wouldn't at all have the demagogic appeal of Trump amongst Congressional Republicans. He's also not a malignant narcissist whose brain is credibly ruined from years of undiagnosed syphilis lol (my favorite theory of Trump's mental problems) I'd take Vance over Trump any day of the week.

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Heidi L's avatar

Fair. That's what the MAGA wannabes don't get; that the tRump halo effect does not extend to them without tRump. Or maybe they do get that and are out to get whatever they can in the (hopefully) short time left.

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Emily F Rosenmeier's avatar

I love that dream, especially when the military refuses!

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Chris's avatar

Good for a for real belly laugh today! Thank-you.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success! 🥰

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dana klein's avatar

He’s just trying to power nap.. His psychopathic narcissistically induced mania forces him close his eyes a couple times an hour so his id won’t shut down Why not take the opportunity while faking a prayer?

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'm waiting for God to strike him with lightning.

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dana klein's avatar

I think that is a nearly universal wish, even among R House members. I do and I’m a disbeliever. I get up every morning make coffee, then check to see if he is still alive. If not, it’ll mimosas all around!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

No one wishes he would die and disappear than Republicans... particularly the ones who would love to run for president in 2028

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dana klein's avatar

So true

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Jassy Randall's avatar

God doesn’t fall for pretentious prayers!

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Y.B.TheTeacher's avatar

Trump: "just kidding!".

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Marilyn Egan's avatar

DonOld Dementia earned every last derision, meme & insult anyone can throw at him! He sure has not been shy about loudly calling other people bad names & labels!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Historians will have to call this era in American politics "The Dumbfuck Years."

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Just Me's avatar

More likely he was praying to Satan.

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Truth Seeking Missile's avatar

Looks like Trump is sleeping, not praying.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Hopefully it's not sleeping and it's a stroke 🙃

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Jassy Randall's avatar

… but he doesn’t know God, and foolishly believes his lies can be concealed and manipulated to serve his narcissistic schemes!

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Carrieann's avatar

Nope. Just napping 💤

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bernard ford's avatar

And Satan said he was too busy to deal with Trump's BS, that he was going golfing too!

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Kathleen Blair's avatar

Trump won at golf? Who’s keeping score? Doubt it!

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