Thanks for reading my comedy! I hope to continue making your mornings funny because it's gonna be a long 4 years of dealing with our petulant little toddler dictator.
I'm very worried he's going to die soon, and then not have to deal with any of the awful consequences he causes... and never have to spend a day in prison 😫
That one is not satirical at all 😔 I have a dream these giant protests keep going, and then Trump tries to use the military to violently put down the protests, then the military refuses, and he devolves into madness and even the Cabinet is forced to admit it's time for the 25th Amendment to remove him from office 🙌
That works, but what if the opposite happens and the military DOESN'T refuse. And 25th Amendment only gets rid of TFG, not JD... My dream is an incapacitating cerebral incident that leaves him fully conscious but unable to respond...
However, your dream has merit. Studies have shown that military is hesitant to fire on nonviolent protests. Apparently 3% (or more) of the population involved in said protests is the mark we need to strive for.
JD Vance is much preferable to Trump. He has no charisma, and wouldn't at all have the demagogic appeal of Trump amongst Congressional Republicans. He's also not a malignant narcissist whose brain is credibly ruined from years of undiagnosed syphilis lol (my favorite theory of Trump's mental problems) I'd take Vance over Trump any day of the week.
Fair. That's what the MAGA wannabes don't get; that the tRump halo effect does not extend to them without tRump. Or maybe they do get that and are out to get whatever they can in the (hopefully) short time left.
He’s just trying to power nap.. His psychopathic narcissistically induced mania forces him close his eyes a couple times an hour so his id won’t shut down Why not take the opportunity while faking a prayer?
I think that is a nearly universal wish, even among R House members. I do and I’m a disbeliever. I get up every morning make coffee, then check to see if he is still alive. If not, it’ll mimosas all around!
DonOld Dementia earned every last derision, meme & insult anyone can throw at him! He sure has not been shy about loudly calling other people bad names & labels!
Trump praying??? Did hell freeze over? I love this post. Waking up to laughter is ALWAYS the best.
Thanks for reading my comedy! I hope to continue making your mornings funny because it's gonna be a long 4 years of dealing with our petulant little toddler dictator.
I hope that he will not be around by the end of June 2025.
I'm very worried he's going to die soon, and then not have to deal with any of the awful consequences he causes... and never have to spend a day in prison 😫
But we will have to deal with Vance and he hpedthe Heritage Foundation withe the 2025 plan.
I'd take Vance over Trump easily. Vance has the charisma of one of the couches he likes to bang.
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He will worry all right, that 🔥trip down is a doozy.
Yeah, #12 - go full dictator rather than admit mistake - is a little too possible...
That one is not satirical at all 😔 I have a dream these giant protests keep going, and then Trump tries to use the military to violently put down the protests, then the military refuses, and he devolves into madness and even the Cabinet is forced to admit it's time for the 25th Amendment to remove him from office 🙌
That works, but what if the opposite happens and the military DOESN'T refuse. And 25th Amendment only gets rid of TFG, not JD... My dream is an incapacitating cerebral incident that leaves him fully conscious but unable to respond...
However, your dream has merit. Studies have shown that military is hesitant to fire on nonviolent protests. Apparently 3% (or more) of the population involved in said protests is the mark we need to strive for.
JD Vance is much preferable to Trump. He has no charisma, and wouldn't at all have the demagogic appeal of Trump amongst Congressional Republicans. He's also not a malignant narcissist whose brain is credibly ruined from years of undiagnosed syphilis lol (my favorite theory of Trump's mental problems) I'd take Vance over Trump any day of the week.
Fair. That's what the MAGA wannabes don't get; that the tRump halo effect does not extend to them without tRump. Or maybe they do get that and are out to get whatever they can in the (hopefully) short time left.
I love that dream, especially when the military refuses!
Good for a for real belly laugh today! Thank-you.
Success! 🥰
He’s just trying to power nap.. His psychopathic narcissistically induced mania forces him close his eyes a couple times an hour so his id won’t shut down Why not take the opportunity while faking a prayer?
I'm waiting for God to strike him with lightning.
I think that is a nearly universal wish, even among R House members. I do and I’m a disbeliever. I get up every morning make coffee, then check to see if he is still alive. If not, it’ll mimosas all around!
No one wishes he would die and disappear than Republicans... particularly the ones who would love to run for president in 2028
So true
God doesn’t fall for pretentious prayers!
Trump: "just kidding!".
DonOld Dementia earned every last derision, meme & insult anyone can throw at him! He sure has not been shy about loudly calling other people bad names & labels!
Historians will have to call this era in American politics "The Dumbfuck Years."
More likely he was praying to Satan.
Looks like Trump is sleeping, not praying.
Hopefully it's not sleeping and it's a stroke 🙃
… but he doesn’t know God, and foolishly believes his lies can be concealed and manipulated to serve his narcissistic schemes!
Nope. Just napping 💤
And Satan said he was too busy to deal with Trump's BS, that he was going golfing too!
Trump won at golf? Who’s keeping score? Doubt it!