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Rob Nelson's avatar

Millions of us will gladly pay dues to "The Cliterati." I recommend $69 per year. Free if you are a single cat lady.

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Diane Lee's avatar

Rob Nelson, 💯🎯 😂

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Kathy H's avatar

😂

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Laura's avatar

😂👏🏻 I wonder what I’d have to do to get myself inducted into “The Cliterati”?

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Diane Lee's avatar

Laura Garthwaite, I have the same question ❓. 😂

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Laura's avatar

😂

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Truth.Matters's avatar

Good laughs this morning…🤣🤣😂😅

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success! :D

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Kathy H's avatar

A good laugh days later when a looked to see WTH I had laughed at! Man, how good to be able to laugh with everything.

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Christina  Rounds's avatar

Can you answer me? Is this account just satire? Because most of what you put up seems a little far-fetched. And maybe you should let us know that it’s not necessarily all true. Cause Trump’s not donating any of his money to charity.

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Susan Lynn Hollis Garrett's avatar

Christina, unfortunately it’s all satire.

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Kathy H's avatar

It's a good exercise in critical thinking. I don't get all the humor, the layers can get pretty deep, lol! In this, though, there is enough of it that I do know because I've seen it from serious, well-documented sources. Often the truth is so absurd all we can do is laugh, sometimes the humor is just absurdity, like putting out there that someone that never does anything with integrity would do something ethical. I have to constantly remind myself to take everything with a grain of salt, to look for solid proof in important things. A lot of the trouble we're in is from people believing a reality show actor & entertainment news. It's important to exercise discernment in what is trustworthy. It's something we have to determine for ourselves on an ongoing basis.

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Fran's avatar

How could we tell?

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Jay Eiman's avatar

Still waiting for the cholesterol to do it’s magic.

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Marianne Cromarty's avatar

I wish him. no luck! This is my hope! I hope age will do its duty and help him take the next step closer to that shaft where he will slide down into his final resting place! He certainly isn’t healthy, he’s obese, eats high fat and salt contents. He wears depends for men, is mentally unstable and shows signs of memory loss. Yes, I know he is worried and may he stress and worry often as we know those are known to shorten life!

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Diane Lee's avatar

Outstanding humor 😁

Thank you 🙏 I needed a wee laugh today.

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Nora Calvit's avatar

Please let me be assigned to do cpr on him. I have a special way. Using my foot

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Dayna Dyer's avatar

If only

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Irene Kellner's avatar

He already has

All day, every day!

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Sharon  Hanson's avatar

Ya think? 🤡

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Jacqueline Horn's avatar

I guess stroking out at the golf course would be better?

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Luke530's avatar

Omfg the leeches spa is REAL! WTF 😆

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Never Trumper's avatar

We can only hope.

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hedor28's avatar

damn…u almost got me going there — Trump reportedly asked Jimmy Carter’s family if they could bury Jimmy on his New Jersey golf course so he could get a national monument tax break.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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