But tell us more about the Guy Named Gor hiring unvetted Russian employees to work in our Gov, who has not been vetted himself? That seems like it would be a bigger story than anything else going on! He has already hired 4000 Russians & only the New York Post printed a story about it & no one is talking about this?
And he promises the generals are coming up to him with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, no president has ever thought up an Iran deal as genius as yours!"
I’m with ya if you report the truth ! We are all in a bad way here and no need for all satire , now when you guys post I always ask if it’s true ! And I hate to do that because I could turn fox on for satire lol
I don't want to let conservatives have a monopoly on absurdist fake news. I am an opposite reaction to the decades of madness they have inflicted upon our political culture my entire 1991 Millennial life 🤷♀️
This is the kind of journalism that should be printed on communion wafers and handed out at MAGA rallies just to see what happens. The glitter justice for ICE agents? Iconic. The Epstein odor-as-diplomacy theory? Nobel-worthy.
If Trump really is one protest away from a stroke, I expect Cardi B to lead a nationwide twerk-a-thon by Tuesday. And if Jeb Bush was the mask all along, I owe the simulation an apology for doubting its absurdist genius.
Halfway Café, never stop blessing us with these divine dispatches from the flaming dumpster fire of democracy.
Yes your posts are interesting and gratifying BUT a satire should be used with a little note “ this is satire “ because too many people , including me , have believed it and started entire conversations thinking it was true !
At the bottom of every article and in all my bios it says satire... It's just my humor is intended to dance right on the line between absurdity and believability. The joke I am trying to get across is that it's ludicrous that such an insane or stupid headline is actually believable, and it makes you stop for a second and consider if it's real. It's Dadaist graffiti news. Some people will inevitably run with it and "bite the onion" so to speak, but I'm not trying not conceal the fact that everything I write is comedy and eventually my name and colorfully carnivalesque logo will be as casually recognized as satire like The Onion.
👏👏👏👏👏👏 honestly?? I WISH IT WERE REAL NEWS INSTEAD OF SATIRE!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...gulp.....sob.....sighhhhhh🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
I mean... it's worth a shot to see if we can make it come true 🤷♀️
Ya can’t make some things true just by saying it !
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But tell us more about the Guy Named Gor hiring unvetted Russian employees to work in our Gov, who has not been vetted himself? That seems like it would be a bigger story than anything else going on! He has already hired 4000 Russians & only the New York Post printed a story about it & no one is talking about this?
No kidding! What the fuck is going on with that? lol How is that not being reported everywhere??
July 17th ‼️ 💯👍
Then let’s increase the protests!
Yesterday trump had a meeting with the Juventus soccer team and he could not stand up to shake hands with team members.
He also started trashing Biden. Trump is such a low-class neanderthal.
Keep protesting!!! Our voices need to be heard!!
Amen
TWO WEEKS… He will tell you in two weeks!!!
And he promises the generals are coming up to him with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, no president has ever thought up an Iran deal as genius as yours!"
I’m with ya if you report the truth ! We are all in a bad way here and no need for all satire , now when you guys post I always ask if it’s true ! And I hate to do that because I could turn fox on for satire lol
I don't want to let conservatives have a monopoly on absurdist fake news. I am an opposite reaction to the decades of madness they have inflicted upon our political culture my entire 1991 Millennial life 🤷♀️
Then expect one every day until THAT happens.
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This is the kind of journalism that should be printed on communion wafers and handed out at MAGA rallies just to see what happens. The glitter justice for ICE agents? Iconic. The Epstein odor-as-diplomacy theory? Nobel-worthy.
If Trump really is one protest away from a stroke, I expect Cardi B to lead a nationwide twerk-a-thon by Tuesday. And if Jeb Bush was the mask all along, I owe the simulation an apology for doubting its absurdist genius.
Halfway Café, never stop blessing us with these divine dispatches from the flaming dumpster fire of democracy.
Such kind words! Thanks for sharing my sense of humor and enthusiasm for calling Trump a shit stain on US history!
Quite literally we're being told!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
He is only indecisive as he waits for the crypto-bribes to roll in.
Once he has a high bidder, he will decide.
He needs to decide between a Trump Tower Tel Aviv or a Trump Tower Tehran
You know the assignment.
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Guess it's time to bedazzle more signs!
Get some glitter ready 😜
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Let’s Roll!!!
Yes your posts are interesting and gratifying BUT a satire should be used with a little note “ this is satire “ because too many people , including me , have believed it and started entire conversations thinking it was true !
At the bottom of every article and in all my bios it says satire... It's just my humor is intended to dance right on the line between absurdity and believability. The joke I am trying to get across is that it's ludicrous that such an insane or stupid headline is actually believable, and it makes you stop for a second and consider if it's real. It's Dadaist graffiti news. Some people will inevitably run with it and "bite the onion" so to speak, but I'm not trying not conceal the fact that everything I write is comedy and eventually my name and colorfully carnivalesque logo will be as casually recognized as satire like The Onion.
Thank you for your response ! I love satire but now because of so much stress it’s harder to recognize because it could be true !