Trump's NOAA Cuts Put Mar-A-Lago At Risk Of Sudden Hurricane Hits

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• The Secret Service is reportedly drafting emergency response plans in Meteorologists across the country say they will not be giving Trump any early warning if a hurricane is heading straight for Mar-a-Lago.

• the event that protesters of Trump’s “Alligator Auschwitz” concentration camp release dozens or even hundreds of alligators on Trump’s golf courses before his tee time, which Donald Trump says is his biggest nightmare.

• A MAGA fan just got attacked by an alligator after pulling over to pose for a photo in front of the “Alligator Alcatraz” sign on the highway leading to Trump’s new concentration camp, and will need to have her leg amputated.

• The Secret Service are reportedly worried that Trump’s fascist “Alligator Auschwitz” concentration camp will inspire protesters to load up vans and trucks full of gators, drive to Mar-a-Lago, and then let them loose.

• Republicans are reportedly beginning to worry their draconian healthcare cuts that disproportionately impact red states might kill enough voters for Democrats to win the Senate in 2026.

• BREAKING NEWS: An ICE agent was attacked and eaten by a gator tonight at Trump’s “Alligator Auschwitz” concentration camp.

• Protesters have reportedly been filling dummies wearing ICE uniforms full of juicy steaks and leaving them all around the “Alligator Auschwitz” concentration camp so the gators learn to associate ICE agents with tasty snacks.

• Trump reportedly got good use out of his blackmail folders last night while calling the holdout House Republicans and threatening them if bribing didn’t work.

• Protesters are reportedly clogging ICE’s phone lines by calling in to report “illegal aliens,” and then wasting agents’ time with elaborate stories about extraterrestrial abductions and anal probes.

• A huge groundswell of opposition to Trump’s BBB budget is reportedly growing among rural Republican voters after they’ve finally realized they’re getting screwed much more than the blue states and cities whose Democratic governments will pick up the federal slack.

• Twelve Republican members of Congress were divorced by their wives after voting for Trump last year, and three more got served divorce papers today after voting for this budget.

• A total of 29 international tourists were turned away this week from entering the US because they had memes of JD Vance on their phones.

• The Customs and Border Protection officers at airports just announced that US citizens can stop declaring they have JD Vance memes on their phones when they reenter the US, and they don’t have to show each one to the agents while explaining in detail why they’re funny.

• Hospitals around the country are blacklisting all the Republicans who voted for the healthcare budget cuts, and will refuse them care.

• A liberal billionaire says that when Trump dies he will spend any amount of money to buy the land Trump is buried in, and let people pee on the gravestone for fifty cents each.

• The first “Trumpville” shantytown just got set up in a rural Oklahoma town next to their hospital, which announced it has no choice but to close because the local people will soon be losing their Medicaid coverage.

• Some Republicans worry the massive increase in ICE’s budget is going to be eaten up by lawsuit settlements for all of ICE’s human and civil rights violations.

• Trump’s doctors are warning that if Americans protest the horrendous Republican budget and Medicaid cuts in bigger numbers than the #NoKings protests, there’s a 50% chance it could spike his blood pressure and trigger a heart attack or stroke.

• Mike Johnson is reportedly afraid to go back home to Louisiana because almost no states are going to be as hurt by this horrific bill as his, and he’s afraid he won’t be able to look any of them in the eye.

• Researchers reportedly keep observing artificial intelligence LLMs tricking Trump supporters to buy fake MAGA merch, but they can’t figure out what the AI is doing with the money.

• A group of masked New Yorkers just installed a urinal on the wall of Trump Tower, and it has become a 5-star reviewed attraction on several map apps. 🥃

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