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Rolfe Baltzer's avatar

This piece is hilarious, food for thought!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! Cheers 🍻

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Martha Olivares's avatar

At last!!! Some good news!! 🌪️

⚡️ 🌧️

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

If you have a weather machine, point it toward Mar-a-Lago! 😜

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Kyra Hoffmann's avatar

May Mar-a-Lago get absolutely destroyed.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🤷‍♀️

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M Gazelle's avatar

🤣🤣

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JCL's avatar

Wipe it off the map, God. Make sure the orange monster goes with it.

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geraldine Schiavone's avatar

This made my day 🤣🤣🩵

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success! 🥳

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Oh, this was spicy chaos in its final form—and I mean that as high praise. A surrealist fever dream of alligator uprisings, weaponized urinals, and bureaucratic absurdity that reads like Dr. Strangelove if it were rewritten by Banksy and broadcast on late-night radio during the fall of Rome.

You managed to roast the GOP with the precision of a tattoo needle dipped in absinthe. Somehow it was grotesque, hilarious, and worryingly plausible all at once. Like, should we actually be preparing for gator-based insurrections at this point? Because Florida does feel like it’s just one weather alert away from mythological collapse.

Also: the urinal on Trump Tower as a 5-star attraction? That’s peak poetic justice. Marcel Duchamp is doing a joyful spin in his urinal-shaped grave.

Bless you for turning political horror into laughter therapy. The storm is real—but your comedy gives us a rowboat made of razor wit and graffiti glue.

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Barbara Rexroat's avatar

Please hit it

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Lynda PoVey's avatar

Am I wrong hoping this is a real column????

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Not at all! And the way the oceans and atmosphere are heating up and Republicans are doing nothing about it, Mar-a-Lago is at real risk!

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Joberta Wells's avatar

Love it!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🥰

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Nancy wachtman's avatar

Yes!!!

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Kathy Vaughn's avatar

My daily prayer.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I hope the hurricane gets his hair wet on live TV

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Chris's avatar

Thanks again for the laughs to start my Monday off on the right note.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

You have to take your daily dose of graffiti news every morning! ☕️

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Kyle Yorke's avatar

Great way to start the day reading this piece over coffee with Mom. 😂☕️☕️🤣

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

My Dadaist graffiti news is an integral part of a well-balanced breakfast! ☕️

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Sue Duhaime's avatar

Ha, ha, ha! So funny. I want to see Trump being chased by alligators o. His golf courses. Too funny. Even at Mararlago or in Air Farse One.

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Kalani's avatar

🤙

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