Oh, this was spicy chaos in its final form—and I mean that as high praise. A surrealist fever dream of alligator uprisings, weaponized urinals, and bureaucratic absurdity that reads like Dr. Strangelove if it were rewritten by Banksy and broadcast on late-night radio during the fall of Rome.
You managed to roast the GOP with the precision of a tattoo needle dipped in absinthe. Somehow it was grotesque, hilarious, and worryingly plausible all at once. Like, should we actually be preparing for gator-based insurrections at this point? Because Florida does feel like it’s just one weather alert away from mythological collapse.
Also: the urinal on Trump Tower as a 5-star attraction? That’s peak poetic justice. Marcel Duchamp is doing a joyful spin in his urinal-shaped grave.
Bless you for turning political horror into laughter therapy. The storm is real—but your comedy gives us a rowboat made of razor wit and graffiti glue.
This piece is hilarious, food for thought!
Thanks! Cheers 🍻
At last!!! Some good news!! 🌪️
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If you have a weather machine, point it toward Mar-a-Lago! 😜
May Mar-a-Lago get absolutely destroyed.
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Wipe it off the map, God. Make sure the orange monster goes with it.
This made my day 🤣🤣🩵
Success! 🥳
Oh, this was spicy chaos in its final form—and I mean that as high praise. A surrealist fever dream of alligator uprisings, weaponized urinals, and bureaucratic absurdity that reads like Dr. Strangelove if it were rewritten by Banksy and broadcast on late-night radio during the fall of Rome.
You managed to roast the GOP with the precision of a tattoo needle dipped in absinthe. Somehow it was grotesque, hilarious, and worryingly plausible all at once. Like, should we actually be preparing for gator-based insurrections at this point? Because Florida does feel like it’s just one weather alert away from mythological collapse.
Also: the urinal on Trump Tower as a 5-star attraction? That’s peak poetic justice. Marcel Duchamp is doing a joyful spin in his urinal-shaped grave.
Bless you for turning political horror into laughter therapy. The storm is real—but your comedy gives us a rowboat made of razor wit and graffiti glue.
Please hit it
Am I wrong hoping this is a real column????
Not at all! And the way the oceans and atmosphere are heating up and Republicans are doing nothing about it, Mar-a-Lago is at real risk!
Love it!
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Yes!!!
My daily prayer.
I hope the hurricane gets his hair wet on live TV
Thanks again for the laughs to start my Monday off on the right note.
You have to take your daily dose of graffiti news every morning! ☕️
Great way to start the day reading this piece over coffee with Mom. 😂☕️☕️🤣
My Dadaist graffiti news is an integral part of a well-balanced breakfast! ☕️
Ha, ha, ha! So funny. I want to see Trump being chased by alligators o. His golf courses. Too funny. Even at Mararlago or in Air Farse One.
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